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probably

considered

one real base

So are they saying that having overseas military bases is a bad thing now, or?

Shoddy reporting here, The Economist is missing a few important ones like:

Countries that I had a wet dream about China hosting a base

Countries that start with the letter C, like China, that could have a base

Countries that China definitely hasn't considered hosting a base in but might change their mind someday

idk The Economist, all of this sounds pretty... baseless

Putting on my resume positions that I’ve considered and positions that I’ve applied to under the “experience” section

Litteraly no sources, only vibes.

Source: The Economist

All the best diagrams contain the word "probably" multiple times

In surprised they didn't just include every Chinatown in a majort city as a "base"

We're getting reports that a Chinese Vicky 3 player thought his country probably should build a base on the Falkland Islands to project power. Is this funny to you, too, you insolent tankies?

At this point, why even only go this far? Why not have it say "places China is probably considering conquering in the future." or something?

So only one base, that's an anti piracy base in conjunction with the West?

Lmao. Embarassing reporting

smh economist, didn't even list the base China probably thought about establishing in the Shadow Realm to keep tabs on Marik Ishtar

Tallying up my body count like

People Ive fucked with:
People I may or may not have tried to hookup with:
People I probably thought about sleeping with at one point:

and then saying I'm the world's #1 best shagger

Probably considered

Scary western mind reading devices

The height of being a map pervert.

• Day I slept with the author's mom
• Days that I probably approached author's mom to proposition her
• Days I've probably considered sleeping with author's mom

How do I get one of these easy journalist jobs where you just make stuff up?

Big tactical mistake by China to not maybe or maybe not consider what would happen if they asked Bhutan to host a Chinese base without actually asking them to do so. Speaking from experience here. I considered asking Bhutan to host a military base of mine (in the end I decided on not asking since I have no connection to Bhutan or any kind of military) and it worked out great.

Just to make something clear. Djibouti's main economic activity is selling military bases to anyone who asks for one.

We're 1 and a half years later from the publication of this. How many new bases are there?

Oh. None? Alright then.

I'll try to remember that when I'm thinking about my impoverished country spending all our heavy tax money on NATO bases and equipment, those damn commies are so war hungry