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[–] [email protected] 82 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

free volks

That's a very unlikely typo.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Her Twitter bio says it all:

Iranian-German. Content: German/Engl. Follow ≠ Endorsement. I support Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi and 🇮🇱. Here to counter decades of propaganda regarding Iran.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Aryan ^2, or Squaryan if you will.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi

Obi Wan: Now there's a name I've not heard in a long time, a long time

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Skip the gulag for this one. Straight to the barbara-pit.

Idk why but on my sorting hierarchy of reactionary scum Shahists are very close to the top of the list.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Besides the obvious “read another book” stupidity, this whole metaphor falls apart because the white walkers were a WMD gone rogue built by the fairy folk. They were the original inhabitants of Westeros, which means she’s saying the Israelis are foreign invaders.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

God, game of thrones is sick, uncritical support to the fairy folk

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Game of Thrones was sick but, yes, uncritical support to the indigenous fairy folks.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You could talk about The Wall being this outward symbol of military might only to be a failing military program that isn't effective. You can talk about how the kingdoms ship their criminals and youth to go fight on this wall for some grand glory but it doesn't matter. You can talk about how empires always have this kind of thing and how it never saves any of them in the end. The white walkers just walk to the end of it and blow off a corner and walk through. It doesn't stop them or even slow them down. You can even talk about how the real solution was to abandon the wall, unite with The Other on the other side. You know, the people who have basically been oppressed by the presence of the Wall and have absorbed the abuses of empire. In the end it's not the big military thing that saves everyone it's throwing away the cultural barriers and uniting all the people.

Or you can just take the in-universe propaganda at its word and view the big empire military thing as very cool and useful. Just like the people who think The Empire in Star Wars is cool and good and should have won. Because big space ball with obvious weakness is cool to look at and crushes the enemy. Just a naked respect for even imaginary displays of power, not self examined. If you draw a stick figure hoarding yellow circles and murdering other stick figures they would really like the first figure more.

People's relationship to capital changes the way they interpret stories.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Big time “Cersei is a girlboss” vibes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah lol it's straight up being told in the show White Walkers are the last method of revenge of people being genocided to extinction and knowing they are the last of their kind. Official companion book to ASoIaF are also pretty clear on what happened during the First Men and Andal migrations.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 8 months ago

Me when I throw random words and Popular Intellectual Property references at the wall looking for the one that spooks the crackers

[–] [email protected] 48 points 8 months ago

Wait are those the free folk. I guess the metaphor kinda works lol. Why yes, Palestinians are a marginalized group, falsely portrayed as the ultimate evil, and attempting to avoid certain death.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

So they are saying isntrael is made up of criminals and failsons like the nights watch?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

UlyssesT would kill Kissinger again if he saw this.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

"I FUCKING HATE PRESTIGE TV!!"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Which one of you fucks made a wish for liberals to read something other than Harry Potter into a monkey paw?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Did the libs finally get a new theory book? Who is Voldemort in this scenario?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You are , probably

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

AGoT is too complicated for average libs, since there is not many clear good and bad characters there, so they usually gets liberalism stack overflow and simp for whomever kill most poor people.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a step up from the usual "Palestine = Voldemort" comparisons we get. I guess.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Are they really going so high-brow as to call Palestinians "Voldemort"? I've seen far more comparisons to wild animals and 90s urban youth.

Comparing Palestinians to zombies feels very par for the course in the liberal zionist community.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

liberal zionist community

I'm not strictly sure about liberal zionists, but I've certainly seen lots of zionists refer to or portray Palestinians as hicks or bumpkins (one person specifically called them terrorist bumpkins). I'm reminded of something I read on a wikipedia page once about European Zionists back in the forties and fifties thinking of Arab Jews as mentally challenged (the specific term wasn't so friendly). I'm also reminded of one of Hasan's guests saying there's even a genre of film about Arab Jews joining modern society and learning how to be civilized.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are they really going so high-brow as to call Palestinians “Voldemort”?

There was this gem from shortly after the October 7th attack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Extremely silly

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

And this is what happens when you keep saying read another book without specifying which.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm frankly amazed GRRM had the restraint to not create his own fantasy world version of Jews in ASOIAF. He just took different antisemitic tropes and grafted them to his various racist caricatures of black and brown people in Essos instead.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Did he? I'm honestly always open to assuming GRRM wrote something messed up, but I personally don't really see it. I guess the Iron Bank could be interpreted that way, but it's also pretty clearly supposed to be Venice and an Italian city state Bank

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I'm thinking less Braavos and more like some of the other free cities and further east like Qarth and the various Ghiscari cities. Things like greedy merchants, large noses, lack of fighting ability, being underhanded and untrustworthy; it's like Jewish stereotypes were shattered and scattered to the winds. Maybe I'm grasping at straws, but taken as a whole it feels a little suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

are you taking multiple different groups as a whole? that seems weird. all those things are normal shit people could be, have, or do as long as they're not stacked up on one caricature

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I took it as more orientalism than anti-Semitic. The unruly dangerous and treacherous east.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Ghiscar was pretty clearly carricature of Rome, Volantis was kinda-like Byzantium and Quartheni were straight up described as the whitest of whites, just the show cast them as black.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Let the spam of 9/11 memes rip

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Liberal ideology is just all vibes based, this is how we get terms like "Islamo Marxist Fascists"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Explain this in Harry Potter terms

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

House Elves gets ice magic and want to capture hogwarts and kill wizards there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Islamo-Marxo-Fascism

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

The finest in liberal political analysis: (bad thing) is Voldemort and (good thing) is Dumbletron so-true

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I think dune's about islamo-marxist fascism or something?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

omg its me, i'm the islamo-marxist (the fascist part of me likes the occasional video game)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm probably not a fascist, but I have no qualms about pretending i'm an Absolutely Huge Fascist to get a rise out of rightward political opponents who try to pull the whole "Leftists are the real fascists!" thing. Eat the red card. Refuse to take internet discourse seriously

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

repeated twice

lmao no shit

A pity such obvious thing aswas not continued, but then again crackers like her don't walk but drive cars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It might be extreme, but I'm beginning to think that every liberal who has compared the enemies of the west to fictional monsters should get the wall.