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[–] [email protected] 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)

illegal to be white nationalist

Imagine being upset about this

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine thinking "it's illegal" or even frowned upon to be a white nationalist lmao

This asschunk probably lives in the US, where being a 'polite' white nationalist is perfectly acceptable (if not encouraged) damn near everywhere

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

White nationalists are usually pretty immature so you can see that this comes from a schoolyard bullying tactic.

If you're the popular kid, just try fake tears and everyone will rush to your aid against the nerd who finally stood up to you (called you a jerk). Even teachers who get in on high school politics. I had one bully where his whole thing was "ironic homosexuality" where he would ironically flirt just to fuck with people. I called him a slur I deeply regret saying and then he fake whined that I was bullying him with this shit-eating grin on his face. Admittedly, I did get a much needed talk from the principal on why that slur was bad. However, it was also done in the context of 'two wrongs don't make a right' as if they didn't care that I was being bullied nor did they really want to hear my side of the story. Hell, why even get his side of the story at all?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I want to live in the world chuds think we live in

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Same, I wanna be the trans deep state force feming all the cissies

[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Really surprised he didn’t have “illegal to be straight” in there somewhere

[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago

that has always been illegal volcel-judge

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

shhh that's our secret plan for 2025

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago

LETS FUCKING GO lets-fucking-go

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

I've been in the bunker since Christmas, Biden is flying drones rn hunting for whites.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn imagine being illegal because of your skin color, good thing America never did that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Every single conservative persecution fear essentially boils down to "what if they started doing to us what we've been doing to them for the last 200+ years." Like just flip all of these and they're exactly what they've either been doing or been trying to do for a while now.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a cracker, this is completely acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you're white and you're ever bored and want to fuck with CHUDs, just do respectability politics with them. Play along with their lies on how they're the real victim in all this, but also speak as if we can earn back the respect we deserve by not playing into the stereotype of whites being a bunch of mindless neo-nazis. Want to really sting them, but for whatever reason can't just directly bully them. Use the therapy speak they use against us whenever we're mad at them right back.

Example: "Two wrongs don't make a right, you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar!"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

Cultural pushback on being a white nationalist started in 2019 because he only went back as far as he could come up with list items

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

this dude is a legit nazi, right?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe how far we've come kitty-cri-texas

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago

Illegal to be anti-Marxist. I wonder what the Chud mind interprets that as? Is that just a stand in for antisemitism?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

right before the big brother 1984 woke police got him 😔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

He was just stating history. Now if he Was posting in 2019, I’d have been impressed.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If Biden had passes all of these laws, i would become an anarcho-bidenist in a heartbeat Jack biden-leftist

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

cumskins want to be oppressed so badly

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

For Christians, being oppressed is a sign of righteousness so they crave oppression and invent it any time they're not really being oppressed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Now thats a new one i havent heard before lmao.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

American "Irish heritage" weirdos frantically googling, "are the Irish POC?"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Living in the most blessed of timelines

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

The irony of how the white nationalist agenda spurred the poem that made famous this sentiment when they violently oppressed the communists this person is himming and hawing about.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

But Western Culture is my favorite henry cow albume

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

It's fine to start with me, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You see? This is why every other race despises us white people! I'm just saying, maybe if we dialed down the genocidal haughtiness, we'd finally be respectable enough to get the rest of the world to dial down the wokeness!

Sometimes it's hard to be one of the good ones when these white trash rednecks keep making us look bad. deeper-sadness

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Omw to hunt myself for sport 😈

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I look forward to a nice break from work in the gulag meow-coffee

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Oh shit oh fuck I woke up and checked my refrigerator and there’s no mayonnaise! They took the sour cream! The cream cheese! Where did all of this hot sauce come from? oooaaaaaaauhhh