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[–] [email protected] 90 points 9 months ago

I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 9 months ago (1 children)

whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Absolutely realmaxxing all the way

[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 months ago

Never did I ever think I would see the words "jestermaxxed" and "charismamog" ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top, inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?

E.g. I of course need no explanation on Rolexmog, but no idea about canthalmog or Gorilla Mind.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

It's all "real", but I'm not sure anybody would ever say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (2 children)

lol who the fuck is Derek

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Probably the dude that told too many people he owned gorillamind

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Youtuber "MPMD", previously bodybuilding-focused.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

At this point in history ..... there's a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour ..... or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Asking the important questions! What does "mog" even mean here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seconded! Someone explain me, please?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Guessing it’s something like dominating, bullying from the context. But honestly no idea either the whole post is insane

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If these things are real, I don't want to know

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

>17.7 cm

Nice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Ahhh missed that, it's .696850 so I didn't see that and Google rounded up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

and I'm even taking Gorilla Mind

Monke isn't capable to be so delusional.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Sometimes greentexts are good

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I have no idea what half of that means.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago 
> inb4 people not realising it's satire