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[–] [email protected] 171 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Yesterday I was playing CoD and a guy had his microphone on while his girlfriend was breaking up with him and he didn’t even stop playing.

[–] [email protected] 139 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I had a friend that would play stuff like that over his mic. Load up a juicy YouTube video with lots of drama and let everyone in the lobby think it was real. Especially if he went AFK.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I’ll take some solace in the fact it may have been fake. It would be pretty depressing to not even stop gaming when your gf is upset like that

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the guy who reviewed booze on YouTube. In one video his ex-wife was packing their sht and leaving the house mid review.

https://youtu.be/ouGLEtapOX8?si=XpmFTu_7Gciqz9VL

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

That reminded me of the Unemployed Wine Guy, a somelier who started doing kind of parody reviews during the pandemic. The story advanced through each video. It was pretty fun!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzC5op3vcVbLkSb1MXgJj1A

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's what I thought of too. I heard he kept making videos, and eventually she's back, so I guess she changed her mind and they stayed married.

Edit: I just watched it and this is actually a different one. The one I saw was with a younger couple and he doesn't say anything about her leaving. He just does his review and she's in the background throwing shit around, and moving boxes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Yikes... That is some hardcore cringe

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I doubt whatever he did could possibly be worse than wasting so much coloured ink

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

She flexing on the rest of us with her ink budget

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

She bought him a new hp printer and used up all the starter ink

[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Why are they printed out so large?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But each syllable read out loud

#Em #Fa #Sis

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

So he can see every pixel of him fucking up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

It’s what I would do. Make a really big point.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Got caught on 4k

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did you not see the sign Bernie Sanders printed from Twitter and brought into Congress? You gotta print things large when you print them to make a point!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that's just her phone settings cuz she's a boomer

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (4 children)

i chooose to believe they are part of a production crew for an interesting new comedy that involves a lot of on screen 'bubbled' communication. they are just workin the material!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Or maybe the restaurant they're at has quirky menus.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Or they're lawyers and are preparing for a case!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Especially since I’m pretty sure printing text message transcriptions doesn’t actually print out a scaled-to-page high definition blue bubble.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

whaaaaat your im client doesnt generate native vector graphics? are you a farmer??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

But printing screenshots of text conversations would

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

that pic is pretty blurry tbh

and phone screens are pretty hi-res nowadays

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You ever looked at a screenshot from an iPhone on a desktop at 100%? That shit is high res.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Print of text messages. Assumption being he cheated and those are his text messages.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I was also very puzzled and zooming in failed to enlighten me.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

A woman looking at a printout of facebook messages. A dude with a somber look.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could be the bro who's caught the girl out, maybe it should just be RIP

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

OK, hear me out. Why? What is the point? Just move on...and post the receipts on social media if his family and/or friends follow you.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They might have those messages out as records of some convo for planning stuff. Had a wedding planned friend that would print out screenshots like this while planning weddings, would keep them with all the other planning stuff. Printed out screenshots of clients color preferences, store that with colorscheme ideas, stuff like thst

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I have no doubt this picture is out of context. I am talking to people that actually confront their S.O.'s with proof. Why? Fuck'em.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Putting on my empathy hat here: if someone has done something to hurt you, like infidelity, you likely care about them. That feeling doesn't just turn off when they hurt you, you just get extra feelings that suck because of those feelings.

Attempting to force contrition or at least acknowledgement is a way to try to lessen those feelings. To go from "I care about this person and they hurt me", to "I care about this person, they hurt me, but they said they shouldn't have, or at least admit that they did".

Feelings are more complex than strictly rational. It can be impossible to stop caring about someone even if you now hate them, which means that unfortunately someone you now have an accutely hostile relationship with can be uniquely positioned to alleviate an aspect of your pain.

Given that, the rational (or at least easiest and most straightforward) thing to do is to build the most compelling case you can to hopefully force them to give you relief, or at least get the catharsis of proving to yourself that they're pathological, which is it's own form of closure.

Saying fuck it is obviously preferable, but it might not be the hand everyone is dealt.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fucking them would send mixed messages

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Confronting a cheater in public with proof is safest. I confronted my bf about cheating a few weeks ago and he choked me out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

WTF?!? That's awful! I am sorry you had to deal with that.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

I agree with you, but sometimes people need to talk about it to put it behind them. It's part of the process.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Look we don't know what that's about. I've known crazy girls that would do that kind of thing over "You told me you liked them, but then you told your mom you didn't like my brussel sprouts."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Meeting up with your private investigator to see how the investigation ia going

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Worked in a public library "computer lab" for a long time. The worst part was how many people wanted to print ridiculously long transcripts of every single SMS or Facebook Messenger chat like these going back months. Usually for some court ordeal.

Usually those services don't kindly facilitate exporting, much less printing.

"This is how you screenshot, make sure you name it properly, good luck." These people also commonly were completely illiterate and inept regarding anything that used electrons to function, so those instructions left them baffled and upset.

Wanna really feel the cringe? Sometimes they'd waste the paper and toner printing all these out, and their lawyers demanded they then fax it all to them.

That job was hell.

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