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[–] [email protected] 134 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They didn't, otherwise there'd be one less, they'd be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn't be from an amazon listing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

This guy pans.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that could be easily identified by the smell.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You probably never smelled a cookie backed by @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Fair enough

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

High quality shitpost right there

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They"re not my favourite, but they're definitely #2

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I was certainly looking forward to all the "shitty" puns that this post would encourage. Will make good restroom reading. :)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There's 7 spaces in the baking tray, there's 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Brownie roulette!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Uh oh, my plan has been foiled

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

well, don't shit on a sandwich and tell me it's nutella.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

What is the purpose of that thing on the right? To cook corn? Why does it have grooves?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

it’s for cooking turd brownies

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Cornbread.

ETA: I own this pan. It is made by Wagner Ware, and you can find these on eBay labelled as 'cornbread pans' for like.. 20 bucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Yes it gives corn blackness from searing or something. Comment that replied to me is right, its for corn bread.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

No, I don't think so (it's not like the kernels would fit into the ones in the pan). I believe it's to make corn bread.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

/s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

I'm still unconvinced that it isn't shit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've had a similar problem for a while.

Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line "bake phallic cake" in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why is there corn in these brownies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Those are walnut pieces

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

I'm amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Results that 'good' just can't be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn't ever get them this 'good' again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn't look like something this sus

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago

I'll go get the poop knife

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

You knew what you were doing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It's a bit nutty... Goes well with this"coffee"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Y'all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really wish I still had my poop brown and green Zune.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Really wish I had the chance to get one. Where I live, the Zune was probably never even sold, at all. It was unheard of. Even iPods were rare here, I only saw two in person in my entire lifetime, one of which was my own 6th gen. But yeah, I still really liked the Zune.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Because walnuts are gross.