Samsy

Like the frequency dying plants make? Makes sense. Looks like evolution could already did this in the past.

Ba-dum tss!

Evolution would say: nope. And the surviving class would be deaf. No one is able to accept a permanent jackhammer.

Okay just to be clear. The sun not only went out. The sun will explode and we too.

I can't read the article, but if it is about that Ukrainian Diver, who leaves Poland after a hint. I can understand the decision, he is a hero in Poland.

Pumped up kicks in my ass

My kids: "you son of a birch, I'm in!"

Since it's full of ads. I don't think so.

Fun fact, German bundeswehr has it's own matrix server and app.

Changing stuff and seeing what happens!

The best part is remembering every change to revert it after XY change does it right.

Definetly.

Okay since nobody did a serious answer, here we go:

tl;dr: its a translation/interpretation error.

The first documented forms of chess are all "war machines" of their time the tower was a Charioteer.

When chess hits Europe someone translated charioteer with tower. Idk why, maybe because the used figures looked like a tower.

And a charioteer move on a battlefield would be a storming through everything in one direction.