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  • [–] 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 hours ago

    "Great another generic empty comment....why don't they ever say anything new, like what about my hands?" - block.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 hours ago

    I never really got poetry. Until now.

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  • [–] 41 points 13 hours ago

    And they say romance is dead.

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  • [–] 21 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

    If she tells me nice cock, I know she's lying. It don't even work right half the time.

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  • [–] 30 points 13 hours ago

    thanks u too

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  • [–] 7 points 10 hours ago

    Nice cock bro

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  • [–] 15 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    I read this in the voice of Eminem

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