They're never happy when I answer "how are you?"

The matrix could never

What would you say the difference is between soviet and western onions?

She really larped Roblox for the love of the game

If that were mine I would treat it so well. Who's a good giant tungsten cube yea you're a good giant tungsten cube

Some messages require more intimate delivery

I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast

Waste 15 minutes trying to figure out the game changing idea i had that I'm convinced is never coming back

Nair is great too

Today me hates tomorrow me