Will noone rid me of this turbulent techbro?

Why won't Elon take a ride in any of his own contraptions?

This is literally indistinguishable from a five year old being like "it's going to have a woket ship and be shaped like a dwagon and it'll read your thoughts and bweathe fiwe whenevew you want! And it'll go whoooosh and fly outta the atmosphewe"

Except there's a cotillion of tech reporters who should know better and investors with apparently nothing better to do with their money hanging off this superannuated preschooler's every ketamine-powered utterance because we live in the dumbest of all possible worlds. Behold our collective telos: the sentient airjet rocket car. It'll come in cherry red and sound like Scarlett Johansson.

This is so epic you guys. It’s so freaking epic.

Car crashes are now even deadlier since your sentient car can die too!

Oh god this is what neuralink is for

[citation needed]

The fucking epic bacon concept car that's many many years late, demoed in a stunt without an audience to watch it, using a hollow shell because the battery is too heavy.

sentient

no it wont

“Crazier even than Hot Wheels”

At this point I’m just assuming Musk murders 10 year old boys for kicks because clearly the soul of one has become trapped inside him.

Please put a billionaire in this thing first 🙏

when it explodes, the fireball will be shaped like a big cry-laughing emoji

(crazier even than Hot Wheels)

Drugs or AI, call it

It's just stated so matter-of-fact like this fucking car is gonna be on the same level as Putt-Putt

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ants are probably sentient. if it can house an ant's brain i'll believe it

unless he meant sophont, i think they still use that word

sentient