[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago

I feel like I've lost a few billion neurons since my CPAP machine broke among other things I'm too embarrassed to share

It sucks

I'm going to try to chill and play Minecraft without feeling guilty

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I would like to add this is also true of Prolog

I feel a kinship with Lispers, not only cuz of the similarity of our languages and their histories but also cuz once u get "it" it's hard to go back :3

Lisp is still procedural programming revisionism tho :P

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Fun fact: the Create Aeronautics mod for Minecraft which lets u build airships has a non-compete clause in the license and makes u sign a CLA before u can contribute code

you-are-a-serf

Imagine getting sued by someone with a Discord fief lmao

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago

Everything's computer!

They should add an altimeter peripheral to ComputerCraft so I didn't have to set this up for computerized airships. Regardless though :3

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 13 points 20 hours ago

Saying cream like cweam gives me a sense of power

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yeah, he has this place figured out (derogatory)

My "favorite" antics of his are when he uses his billions of alts to argue with himself in replies to threads (which he also probably made) and ppl react to it like any of it is organic. Although it is better than sexually harassing women soooo yea

I assume this is basically an open secret at this point angel-biblical

He should love internet mods with how much they let him get away with shit at this point

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Getting food poisoning from food pantry food is such a Victorian vibe btw, kinda funny but can't recommend

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I heard that under Mamdani u can't even walk home from the communist grocery stores in NYC without being accosted by swarms of fruit bats

Brave small businesses have opened up providing fruit bat resistant grocery bags but the regime has started offering FREE night classes to the fruit bats about how to open anti-fruit-bat bags

Sad our country has come to this

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

I wanna live in a world where if u leave the door open too long instead of flies coming in or smth, big wild fluffy non-ebola-carrying fruit bats just come into your house and start eating all your fruit

Known problem with fruit bats

No, I haven't fully considered the implications of this

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Dawg I don't even live paycheck to paycheck anymore - I live single food item to single food item LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSh

[-] uokgerku@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Wishing for the best soviet-heart

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Yeah, we used to have atomic systems back then too. It was called invoking 'chmod -w' on whatever you want to atomize! laugh track

Now I hear you can't even insmod your own home-crafted, old fashioned kernel modules without a letter of approval from Gaben and the CEO of Fedora on these more "modern" distros

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Old Soviet sailor expression

white-pharaoh

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