Trump announces plans for a new steel plant in Iowa

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Very low energy

He's going to weigh in on the drama between two streamers who average 200 views between eachother.

He will announce that, because the elections of Biden and Obama were undeniably fraudulent, he will need to make up for the fraud by being president 12 more years.

Time for our weekly tantrum about the 2020 election being stolen

He's announcing a partnership between the federal government and McDonald's for them to sponsor overhauling the entire White House, complete with a branding deal

He's going to sign the executive order to rename 'Artificial Intelligence' to 'Super Intelligence' like he promised during his UNGA speech.

It is a Monday, right before market close. Os it another fore sure Iran deal that will later be scuttled on Friday after markets close for the weekend?

Boots on ground invasion of Cuba?

Ironicly - Aliens and / or Hasan Piker

First four minutes: Iran is weaker than ever.

Remaining 3 hrs and 42 minutes: the type of marble he is importing for the ballroom’s restrooms.

He's pregnant

He will announce the dissolution of the United States of America. He has written a new constitution to form The United Americas of Trump and begin his 1000 year AI assisted reign.

lol why have you been crossposting this for years?

he is going to call Hasan a tankie

Ironic: Announcing that he's cooking his German sudafed into crystal meth

Unironic: Announcing that he's cooking his German pseudoscience into Kristallnacht

Ironic: bud dwyer moment

Unironic: Diesel export controls that will temporarily lower diesel prices here while dramatically raising them elsewhere. Then they will go right back up here.

I'm all in 🤓🫴🎲🎲

everything computer

Going forward Canada and Mexico will be part of America

Mr. President, Canada and Mexico are already part of America

I know! Art of the Deal baby!

Iran war getting unpopular, hard pivot to cartels/narco terrorists, will tactically nuke a fishing boat.

I think Trump is going to announce his DOJ is doing a major bullshit investigation of some dem. It'll be one of Trump's low ever-on-the-boil bête noires. Biden? Obama? Less likely because it's the afternoon and not prime time is that his DOJ is doing a major bullshit investigation of something involving voting like "millions and millions of illegals are voting and I'm stopping them."

Edit. If it's voting or whatever - I expect some "official" follow up today or tomorrow probably as a speech by the AG.

"Ladies and gentlemen... I made poopies."

(Thunderous applause from both viewers)

He’s gonna challenge Hasan Piker to 1 v 1 on Fortnight

Trump's transing

He's deporting all loony leftists to CHYNA, so that's my cue to move to the one place not corrupted by capitalism

Something about Trump Strait over in eye-ran.