The Republican party for some inexplicable reason:

Calling the Volcel Police in the Texas RNC.

"What if what you were scared of the most made you bust the hardest?"

• Stavros "The Mind" Halkias

It's like reverse Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Republicans want to fuck Hasan

Democrats want to kill Hasan

Leftists are like "fuck Hasan, entryist sellout", which is basically like being married.

I still can't believe that pic of the jumbotron is actually real. What a world

Ngl, after seeing that pic, I want him.

Junkotron

it's funny but does anyone else feel like they're trying to get him kirked and this was just them overplaying their hand

Whoever changed the slop community's image to shirtless Hasan with his dog was really onto something.

The core of American domestic policy really does revolve around Hasan's meat at the moment.

Normally I think that saying all republicans are closeted is homophobic but then sometimes things come along like this and well c'mon man.

The media, and in particular, chuds, are fixated on Hasan, this was bound to happen

wait that was real?

Oh I thought this was a fake picture for memes.

Does the left just need more sexy men?

Grindr doing data analysis around the timestamp of Piker on the jumbotron in Dallas:

Remembering that clip from "In & Out" where the would-be bride is running down the road screaming "IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS STRAIGHT SEX!?!?"

Death to Cortez!

If I was there I’d be holding a sign that says:

Don’t fuck republicans, they don’t deserve you.

Rethuglicans rn