OMG this explains everything. Young Republicans want Socialism to have sex with Hasan Piker so bad!

The Republican National Convention in Dallas, Texas, sparked an unexpected wave of online backlash and bewilderment on Wednesday after an image of progressive streamer Hasan Piker wearing underwear appeared on the venue’s massive jumbotron. While the move could’ve been an attempt by Republicans to attack Piker, it has nevertheless reignited certain allegations about the GOP,

especially since the convention has once again coincided with the Grindr app crashing in Dallas from heavy usage.

Is that forbidden fruit shit.

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[–] 69 points 15 hours ago (16 children)

Oh I thought this was a fake picture for memes.

Does the left just need more sexy men?

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  • [–] [S] 62 points 15 hours ago (9 children)

    that's a stupid question. you can never have enought sexy men, or women, or socialists. I think we should make socialism sexy.

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  • [–] 61 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    We need to convince people that sex is better under socialism.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 child)

    Reclaiming rich and sensual aesthetics from aristo-wannabes is something I strongly advocate for. Not by just doing fancy candelabra shit ourselves, but by applying our creativity to new styles and vibes for 21st century communists.

    Personally i try to create a RE save room/botanist's loft vibe with my place and I like to wear those silky button up shirts that look fairly expensive but can be found for cheap online. I have also been learning sewing, specifically making hexagon/honeycomb quilted cloth, and I think that shit rules aesthetically. Luxurious like diamond quilt, but with only futuristic and no medieval connotations.

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    We could do it. There's nothing stopping commies from being The Group that claims honeycomb cloth the way right wingers claimed hawaiian shirts for a while. I mean shit, we even stand for the bees.

    This has been my modest pitch for sexing things up: new aesthetics, lots of plants, honeycomb quilt. And idk maybe shoulder holsters. And some communist raves wouldn't hurt

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    Okay, I love that idea. I have seen lots of people make the "beehives are very communal societies" connection, and it's a good Hexbear inside joke that also has broader leftist meaning. Also, a commie bees thing is a fun contrast to the aging "Soviet Bear" and "Panda Power" bits. (Even if the bees aren't as hug shaped as the bears are.)


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  • [–] 31 points 15 hours ago* (4 children)

    Hasan is really just that hot :3

    I wanna give his muscles a squeeze hehehe

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  • [–] 19 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

    I want his muscles to give me a squeeze

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  • [–] 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    i can't even write down all that i would want him to do to me with his muscles tbhtbh crush

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