Mitch L. Lynn star.

I mean this is a shipost....

Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ

We call him Earth Worm Jim now.

also bacterial infections, deadly diarrhea.

More like Pop Tartare.

Also use pork for God’s sake

Meh, raw beef tartare is just fine, it's just usually completely unseasoned (in contrast to Thüringer Mett, which is pre-seasoned), so you need to add salt etc. yourself. It's really good with salt, pepper and lemon juice.

Raw Pork? What about trichinosis?

Raw beef is generally safe, not so much ground beef because it's so industrialized it's pieces of thousands of cows so the risk of bad shit is higher. Plus every part has been exposed to the air and surfaces and could be contaminated.

But you can eat beef raw. I've done it, venison too. We were all warned against doing so with pork, or obviously poultry.