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[–] 71 points 2 days ago (16 children)

I see the future. I see… platoons of worms marching out of this guys asshole.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 day ago* (9 children)

    Funny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. Once he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ

    We call him Earth Worm Jim now.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.

    When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Pull on it like you're trying to start a lawn mower.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    also bacterial infections, deadly diarrhea.

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  • [–] 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

    Mett is perfectly fine, just like sushi.

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