Hey there, fuck you pal

What has Gollum ever done to deserve this?

My dad and uncle look like twins, but my dad always shaved his head and my uncle tried the 3-hair combover to cover it up. So I grew up seeing how much better my dad always looked, and the second I noticed my receding hairline, I committed. Looking back at old pics, it was still probably a year or two later than I should have. The blinders are real.

I'm planning on getting an incredibly unrealistic wig and refusing to admit that I've gone bold.

I've tried it before, but I've been told that when I shave my head I look as if I'm on cancer treatment. So I guess I still look better with the hair that I've got.

as someone in the same boat, 💯️ agreed

Shaved or not, my balls look WAY better than this shit stain.

Soooo itchy, like, wouldn't wish upon my enemies itchy. Can't be scratching my junk in public that often.

He's probably been kicked in the head one too many times. Actually that explains everything about him.

lol I read that as "Trump isn’t shaving him this time?" and wondered when that happened before 😂️

I'm seeing an alpha, but like in software development: early version, underdeveloped, expectedly buggy and not ready for public use.

He used to kick box in a highly suspect organisation - and most recently had his ass handed to him by a younger fitter stronger… reality tv star who doesn’t even know how to box, let alone fight, in a “celebrity” boxing event.

TLDR Can fight a bit but was never ever in any way, shape or form an elite martial artist.