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"Social Democracy objectively represents the moderate wing of Fascism." - J. V. Stalin

"Women hold up half of the sky." - Mao Zedong (though a more or less common saying attributed to many)

“Civilize the mind but make savage the body” - Mao Zedong

"Socialism or barbarism." - K. Kautsky

"Poor countries aren’t underdeveloped, they are overexploited." - Prof. Dr. M. Parenti.

"Who has been saved by the United States?" - Fidel Castro

"We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror." - Dr. K. Marx


But i also like more jokey ones ;

"The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them." - Julius Nyerere

“Trotsky has sent in a silly letter. We shall neither print it nor reply to him.” - V. I. Lenin

"Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin." - unknown

"If you don’t steal from your boss, you’re stealing from your family." - unknown

"It’s [date] and Stalin saved the world from fascism" - unknown

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (6 children)

"It takes a good guy with a state to stop a bad guy with a state"

-Lenin, State and Revolution

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Mom said it's my turn on the state apparatus" - V. I. Lenin

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Stalin vs. Trotsky, the baby years

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

lmao a long time ago I drunkenly summed up state and rev as "the only thing that can stop a bad class with a state is a good class with a state"

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bitch, you are a serf. We're in- we're in fucking 1320, motherfucker. You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

whats the origin of this one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It's a funny rant by Brace Belden on the TrueAnon podcast. He's trying to get across how far away from an actual socialist revolution our society is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a copypasta

You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke’s army.

Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can’t read. You don’t know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don’t know shit. You literally probably don’t even know what the direction ‘left’ is. I’m sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I’ve been to the Renaissance Fair. I’ve eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call ‘bitch beaters’, which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.

Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.

You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…

End. This. Nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What episode is this from?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

“give me that fucking infant”

-me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

[Zhukov] A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!

[Khrushchev, interjecting] ...And then he planted the flag in Hitler's bunker or he knocked the bear out with one punch.

[Zhukov] ...It was Goebbels's bunker, not Hitler's!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

[Zhukov] A modern soldier’s greatest fear, it’s not death, it’s not starvation, it’s chafing!

Truly a warrior poet. Chafing sucks.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Capitalism more like crapitalism amirite

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not communist per se, but I like this quote which I think is from Lula:

Those in power can kill one, two, or three roses, but they will never be able to stop the coming of spring

Oh and the Chad from that vice documentary:

The kind Vladimir Ilyich would've shot everybody here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why don't you live for the people? Why don't you struggle for the people? Why don't you die for the people? - Fred Hampton

You can jail a revolutionary, but you can't jail the revolution - Fred Hampton

Dare to struggle! Dare to win! - Mao

We must dare to invent the future - Thomas Sankara

I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change, I am changing the things I cannot accept - Angela Davis

Sometimes, history needs a push - Lenin

I believe in only one thing, the power of human will - Stalin

We are nothing, Let us be everything! - Pierre De Geyter (the Internationale)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dead-ass, this is my religion:

I believe in only one thing, the power of human will - Stalin

-I had never seen this before, nor knew Stalin said it. Aww, Papa Joe, come back… please?

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Several lines, but feels particularly relevant these days. From James Baldwin:

The people who are running around throwing people in jail and ruining reputations and screaming about Communists wouldn’t know one if he fell from the ceiling. And wouldn’t care! What they are concerned about is propping up somehow the doctrine of white supremacy, so that they can seem to have given it up, but really still hold the power.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you don't steal from your boss, you're stealing from your family.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

“A man is not killed when his heart is struck by a bullet; he is killed when he is cancelled.” - Joseph Stalin

“A woke peasant can harvest plenty of soy.” - Ho Chi Minh

“Many men wish death upon me. Lord, I don't cry no more; I don't look to the sky no more. Have mercy on me.” - Fidel Castro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

“A woke peasant can harvest plenty of soy.” - Ho Chi Min

This is actually hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood. I had... vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I am aware that many object to the severity of my language; but is there not cause for severity? I will be as harsh as truth, and as uncompromising as justice. On this subject, I do not wish to think, or speak, or write, with moderation. No! no! Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the ravisher; tell the mother to gradually extricate her babe from the fire into which it has fallen; – but urge me not to use moderation in a cause like the present! I am in earnest – I will not equivocate I will not excuse – I will not retreat a single inch – AND I WILL BE HEARD. The apathy of the people is enough to make every statue leap from its pedestal, and to hasten the resurrection of the dead.

William Lloyd Garrison, in the introduction to the first issue of the abolitionist paper The Liberator

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"there are no liberators. the people liberate themselves" - che, iirc

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

We're coming for that toothbrush.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

a fascist jerked off today, did you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

“I know that after my death a pile of rubbish will be heaped on my grave, but the wind of history will sooner or later sweep it away without mercy.” -Stalin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“If you tremble with indignation at every injustice then you are a comrade of mine.” Che

No altar, no belief, no holy book, neither the Qur’an nor the Bible nor the others, have ever been able to reconcile the rich and the poor, the exploiter and the exploited. And if Jesus himself had to take the whip to chase them from his temple, it is indeed because that is the only language they hear.” Thomas Sankara

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

:sankara-shining:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Socialism or barbarism.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. Stephen Jay Gould

Poor countries aren't underdeveloped, they are overexploited. Parenti.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Easy way to remember how to spell "bourgeoisie":

1: type "bourg" because that's the easy part to remember.

2: type a bunch of vowels at random and chuck an "s" in there somewhere.

3: auto-correct should be able to guess it at this point.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"While there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free." -Eugene V. Debs

"The true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." -Ernesto 'Che' Guevara

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

God will not forgive us if we fail. - Leonid Brezhnev

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we may have to start making excuses for the lack of terror

- @wombat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This one gets an audible laugh from me every time

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

“'Where is imperialism?” Look at your plates when you eat. These imported grains of rice, corn, and millet – that is imperialism.”

Thomas Sankara.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The fact that you are free is not your achievement, but rather a failure on our side.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

“You will be shot” -Lenin

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