i really hope a Democrat wins, only so i can see them say "we can't just roll everything back that he did, what if republicans decided to be mean to democrats!?"

Rename Mt Everest to Mt America. The Indian Ocean to the American Ocean. Fuck it. Just rename Canada as America 2. Just go apeshit

Yawn, can we get a new bit, please? He already tried this with the Gulf of Mexico and it wasn't that funny the first time.

I wonder what his thoughts are on New England

when you can't address systemic issues, do meaningless self-aggrandizing bullshit

Ontario is a term thought to have Indigenous origins, either Ontarí:io, a Huron (Wyandot) word meaning "great lake",[16] or possibly skanadario, which means "beautiful water" or "sparkling water" in the Iroquoian languages.[17]

Cassius Dio, LXXII.15.2-6:

He actually ordered that Rome itself should be called Commodiana, the legions Commodian, and the day on which these measures were voted Commodiana. Upon himself he bestowed, in addition to a great many other names, that of Hercules. Rome he styled the "Immortal, Fortunate Colony of the Whole Earth"; for he wished it to be regarded as a settlement of his own. In his honour a gold statue was erected of a thousand pounds weight, representing him together with a bull and a cow. Finally, all the months were named after him, so that they were enumerated as follows: Amazonius, Invictus, Felix, Pius,⁠ Lucius, Ælius, Aurelius, Commodus, Augustus, Herculeus, Romanus, Exsuperatorius.

For he himself assumed these several titles at different times, but "Amazonius" and "Exsuperatorius" he applied constantly to himself, to indicate that in every respect he surpassed absolutely all mankind superlatively; so superlatively mad had the abandoned wretch become. And to the senate he would send messages couched in these terms: "The Emperor Caesar Lucius Ælius Aurelius Commodus Augustus Pius Felix Sarmaticus Germanicus Maximus Britannicus, Pacifier of the Whole Earth, Invincible, the Roman Hercules, Pontifex Maximus, Holder of the Tribunician Authority for the eighteenth time, Imperator for the eighth time, Consul for the seventh time, Father of his Country, to consuls, praetors, tribunes, and the fortunate Commodian senate, Greeting." Vast numbers of statues were erected representing him in the garb of Hercules. And it was voted that his age should be named the "Golden Age," and that this should be recorded in all the records without exception.

i call a motion that we ignore this as completely as we can.

This isn't even funny its just cringe and weird

permission to lib out for a second:

this changes the mnemonic you use to remember the names of the Great Lakes to SHAME

also, please fucking die.

Really glad Biden and the dems did nothing to curtail his abuse of Executive Orders. They even gave him a pre-emptive blanket pardon the entire family. But ya know NO KINGS (unlese we do sweeping nepo privilege above the law shit)

Should've named it Lake New York. Even his antics are sunsetting.

Should've renamed it the "Transbian Sea".

Renaming Washington D.C. to Washington America because it's not a District of Columbia, it's a district of the United States.

Is this even binding outside of like google maps, I HIGHLY doubt the rest of the world will entertain wet boy on this.

He should've called it Lake Amerikkka. Such a missed opportunity from JDPON Don.

Imagine caring

The Canadians should name one of their lakes Lake Epstein, Lake Grabburbidapoosi, Lake Stormy I could go on, I got lots of ideas.

Things you do when you're a really great leader not running everything into the ground, even the bread and circuses, and you desperately need some small pointless victory to point to so you can pretend to have accomplished something other than just accelerating the collapse of your empire.

YouTube country.

is there like, some "International Cartography Association" or whatever for massive nerds that believe they're in charge of maps? i want to see their posts about these antics low heap.

SHAME

Well well well how 'Bout I change this rando lake name to 'Merica! That will teach you!