Don't forget about the hilarious anti trans closeted trans people who will now have to face reality
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I guess I'd take the robot for day 1, but "the body I want" is like the job I want, the car I want, or the clothes I want.
I'll use my newfound body to protect my brother's, sisters and everyone in-between.
Only question is how do I get out of my house now that I'm a heavily armed attack helicopter. My fucking rotor blades are stuck in my dam drywall like it's the fucking backrooms.
How about just every person?
Oh nevermind - all the guys would end up hung too big.
Excited to see which of the joke-artists actually wake up as an attack helicopter.
Page not made by the original author, but worth reading: https://isabelfall.neocities.org/
This would also be extra funny when turbo closeted biggots get affected too.
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.
Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.
I regret that train of thought...
Have you tried a hot bath?
At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
I can feel the grimace from "breaking a fist full of spaghetti" from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
Someone will want a body made of antimatter and the earth is gone.
Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it's just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.
People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.
oh my gosh! I'm SOME of those! :D a fem-leaning androgynous (but functionally genderless) cybernetic wolfthing with trillions of bodies across the multiverse all subliminally linked to the same consciousness!
genie twist. they woke up with a dead body next to them
What if everyone gets the body they really want but it ends up in the trunk of your car instead?

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