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[–] 17 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

Don't forget about the hilarious anti trans closeted trans people who will now have to face reality

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  • [–] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    I guess I'd take the robot for day 1, but "the body I want" is like the job I want, the car I want, or the clothes I want.

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  • I'll use my newfound body to protect my brother's, sisters and everyone in-between.

    Only question is how do I get out of my house now that I'm a heavily armed attack helicopter. My fucking rotor blades are stuck in my dam drywall like it's the fucking backrooms.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    Isn't that just the plot of Shadowrun? :P

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  • [–] 4 points 4 hours ago*

    We’d be an epic goth fae furry girl 100% and would love it epically

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago

    How about just every person?

    Oh nevermind - all the guys would end up hung too big.

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  • [–] 34 points 12 hours ago (1 child)

    Excited to see which of the joke-artists actually wake up as an attack helicopter.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    Page not made by the original author, but worth reading: https://isabelfall.neocities.org/

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  • [–] 29 points 12 hours ago

    This would also be extra funny when turbo closeted biggots get affected too.

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  • [–] 44 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?

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  • [–] 13 points 13 hours ago (1 child)

    I can feel the grimace from "breaking a fist full of spaghetti" from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU

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  • [–] 22 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    Someone will want a body made of antimatter and the earth is gone.

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  • [–] 59 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it's just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.

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  • [–] 17 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

    People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.

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    [–] 13 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    oh my gosh! I'm SOME of those! :D a fem-leaning androgynous (but functionally genderless) cybernetic wolfthing with trillions of bodies across the multiverse all subliminally linked to the same consciousness!

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    [–] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    genie twist. they woke up with a dead body next to them

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    [–] 23 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    What if everyone gets the body they really want but it ends up in the trunk of your car instead?

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  • [–] 5 points 13 hours ago

    Does it include superpowers?

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