My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.

Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.

I regret that train of thought...

Have you tried a hot bath?

I can feel the grimace from "breaking a fist full of spaghetti" from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU

At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.