Claudish: This is a hard stop: cry havoc, and release the dogs of war.

Indeed it is, Claude.

Just look at them. They already are an empanada filling.

When I was 11, I was annoying my mom a lot so naturally, she lunged at me with a butchers knife.

When I was 16, she beat me in the head with her fists.

I'm 55 now and she died when I was 30. You know what's weird? I wish she had stabbed me when I was 11. She would have had to explain that. Then again, if someone had seen her threaten me for once. My half-sister saw her beat me in the head with her fists and Mama suffered no consequences so she probably wouldn't have then either.

GASP!! Why, the nerve of that guy!

Hell yeah! It would be a vast improvement.

You'd ban Jerrys but not Donalds?

I've never met a Don or Donald that was a nice person. Seriously. And I'm old.

The plan is to artificially inflate the number of users with bots to fool advertisers into thinking there are a lot more users than there really is so they'll advertise on Reddit. This is the only thing that matters now.

That's why they love Trump so much. He's an abusive, narcissistic tyrant, just like their god.

That's what I thought too. I guess I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.