Sorry to tell you but sex is bourgeois again (thelemmy.club)

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$18000 convention ticket

https://www.slutcon.com/

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[-] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

. “I thought I wanted titties and beautiful women but realized later that what I actually wanted was to be and be treated as someone worth knowing. antonymous attendee

Bro I could have told you that for $50. You didn't have to drop between 3 and 18 thousand dollars to learn that.

All genders and gender identities are welcome! This event leans heteronormative in that many sessions focus on classic dynamics between men and women, however anyone is welcome to attend.

Oh no wonder almost all the panels looked like useless bullshit

This is going to be a disaster.

How many guys are going to come away feeling like they're masters of courtship because they talked with flirt girls and hen get frustrated when that doesn't translate to women who aren't paid to flirt with them?

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 8 points 13 hours ago

Marxists be like: Wall of Sext

[-] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Trotsky managed to compress his horniness into one or two paragraphs in that letter, proving once and for all that he is a fake leftist

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 36 points 18 hours ago

If you have to learn how to fuck from Adam Conover you become officially straight no matter how you started

[-] himeneko@hexbear.net 20 points 13 hours ago

adam conover withdrew from the event too, even he thinks they cant fuck

[-] theperfidiousOrbweaver@hexbear.net 19 points 17 hours ago

Politically straight.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

ACCOMMODATION IS AN UNCOUNTABLE NOUN THAT'S ALREADY SUFFICIENT YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY ACCOMMODATIONS UNLESS IT'S ABOUT INDIVIDUAL DISCRETE ACTIONS TAKEN TO ACCOMMODATE DISABILITY

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Uncountable? Maybe you just need to try harder.

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

They're like grains of sand, you can't count them otherwise you'll end up with a heap

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

The other ones that have got me recently are 'advices' and 'slangs' doggirl-cry you don't need to pluralise these words, folks, they're already plural

[-] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 27 points 19 hours ago

In case anyone didn't recognize the host like I did, it's the eugenics girl with odd proclivities that went viral a couple years ago

She showered 24 times in a given year.

There's nothing wrong with participating in orgies or group sex, but... I can't help but find this odd.

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

15 didn't cum

pathetic

Also who are the 5 people who showed up to the gang bang and didn't participate? Does she smell that bad?

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I remember reading about it, it was some CNC thing where she couldn't communicate and was held down which is a lot with a stranger.

[-] IranOuttaOil@hexbear.net 12 points 13 hours ago

Had sex 41 times? That's vaguely the same figure as the people on the orgy. So she had sex only once in the whole year?

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 12 hours ago

that's silicon valley life optimisation grindset

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago

Why didn't she normalize her data to per day instead of per year?
Normalizing her data to per day just makes her life look wretched. She only goes outside every other day instead of almost every day like most people (work plus buying food or pumping gas), and she only showers once every other week.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 22 points 18 hours ago

I don't wanna sound like a prude or anything but # of showers should at least match # of times you had sex

Also lmao days "worked" = 118. That's like 2 days a week, and I can guarantee those aren't 8 hours days.

[-] IranOuttaOil@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I agree, but maybe it is a cultural thing for me.

If a young Iranian couple are taking a lot of showers, it is a sign of how much they're doing it.

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 18 hours ago

pooped: 213

peterson-red

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

Rookie

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Dookie

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Count Dookie was that guy from star war

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 21 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I guess it says something about my priorities, but how is it possible that she had less "good meals" than sex in a year? How is it that she showered the same number of times as had good meals? What is even going on here?

Edit: This unironically is like an anti-hedonic way to live, a complete rejection of hedonism. Stoicism cosplaying as Hedonism.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

maybe good meal means high-end restaurant

or maybe she's a soylent freak and only ate real food that many times.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 18 points 18 hours ago

I completely missed the 24 good meals stat. Like what the fuck are you even doing when you're that rich and you only have a "good meal" once every other week? I'm broke as shit and I still manage better than that jfc. Maybe my standards are lower since I haven't had baby songbird nuggets or rhino steak or whatever the fuck these rich fucks eat but what kind of soulless empty life are you "living" when you have access to a standard of living beyond most people's wildest dreams and you aren't having a "good meal" regularly?

The rich really are completely alien

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 61 points 22 hours ago

Lol what a grift. I go to an actual sex con twice a year. There are like 500 people. Tickets are less than $100 bucks for an entire weekend. The speakers are actually real speakers who do sex and talks and teach professionally. The classes are usually "we ran out of chairs so stand in the back" full of people interested in the content.

The parties at night are included in your ticket. The entire venue becomes a dungeon. There are meet and greets and online ways to find people to hang or play with. All included.

The only catch is that you have to know about it and you have to be referred to it. Tickets still sell out and there's still a wait-list every single time.

$18,000? Lol. Lmao even.

I guess that's the ticket price for "I have no community, and am not interested in finding one or building community, so I have to pay to pretend to have community."

Sex is awesome. These losers are not.

Also Adam Conover is one of the least sexy people on the planet and makes no sense to be at a sex con.

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[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 29 points 20 hours ago

How the fuck do you manage to make sex uncool?!

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