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If there is a Hell, all conquistadores are certainly there
Currently drinking a nut brown ale that describes itself in part as having "a creamy mouth feel."

Has anyone else heard of these kinds of "traffic buttons"? They seem rather dangerous for pedestrians, especially ones with mobility, hearing, or vision difficulties.
It looks like one of those things that tries to improve traffic safety without inconveniencing drivers in any way, which is of course impossible
Sometimes I will see a post like this:

And I will think Oh, yeah. I'm gonna go sit in the gay lil cafe library and read so that various enterprising queers can misinterpret my very being and sidle up alongside me like "heyyyy what are you reading" at which point I will calmly turn to them and say, "I am reading the racist cannibal serial killer yaoi", or "I an imbibing in the piss book", for sure. Absolutely. Sensible thought. Best way to sip black coffee.

oh shit you like [piss book] too?
It's quite literally one of my new favourites. I am an ardent supporter of [piss book] because I love evil queers.
When you break out the unspeakable horrors of your tbr pile 
Buying a hard copy of Torture Works and reading it in public.
Sparked by the release and subsequent studio meddling related failure of its donghua, I have been reading Release That Witch and enjoying it a lot.
I can both support your enjoying Rocky Horror and also block you for posting about it. I have range like that.
Ahhhh the new Portpentine has a release date!!!! Money For Girls, the Cancer torture simulator!!!! Featuring the soundtrack works of Lauren Bousfield, Unkillable Angel, Angel Electronics and more!!!
Waow... new suffering game about to drop 
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I've forgotten more than you know about marxism...
I'm reading Capital again and I don't remember any of this shit 
With great mustache comes great responsibility.
Its a medium sized club, and... you're invited!
Been thinking about military boot camp lately. The whole "break you down and build you up" thing isn't how you train somebody to be good at something, it's how you indoctrinate someone into a cult. I guess that's intentional, but there's gotta be a more rational way to do it.
We know how to get people to do things in difficult circumstances. If you want someone to be able to shoot their gun at the little speck in the distance while being shot at, you train them to shoot at little specks for hours and hours until they can do it without thinking about it. You could apply the same principle to using heavy weapons, talking on the radio, whatever else a troop needs to do.
You don't need cult shit to build espirit de corps, you just need a bunch of people working and living together. Training sucks even without all of the humiliation rituals and hazing, so they'll bond over it naturally. And there's no shortage of other ways you can build a sense of comraderie by making sure that everyone understands the mission and why it's important.
I guess to an extent the military I imagine is impossible in an imperialist society. You need to indoctrinate people to a greater degree when you're making them routinely go off and kill others unprovoked in a way that you don't when what they're doing is defending themselves and their neighbors.
NSFW BDSM talk, sacrilegious talk, tattoo talk
I have no tattoos at the moment. I got into a conversation while very high with a friend who was also very high and also enjoying wine about penis tattoos. I won't go that far. But I was thinking that something just below my navel might be fun, something that would be at eye-level for anyone blowing me.
I'm into BDSM as a dom, and sacrilege play, and was raised Catholic (which is frankly a circular Venn diagram for a lot of people), so I was thinking a simple Christian cross might work. Or maybe just the words/phrases "Deeper" or "Know your place" or "Good pet".
I might not get it done at all, I'm frankly terrified of needles, but maybe down the line if I feel brave I might actually do it. Any suggestions? I'd be aiming for "small and discreet" rather than something big and flashy.
So my landlord sent an email today telling tenants that we can now "use AI to make everyday life easier when contacting customer service with them".
Lol, lmao even. This is the same landlord that told me that we can't get a 50€ allowance to start a raised garden bed in the yard as the budget is all dried up. Nice to know they are using our overpriced rents for good things./s
The customer service in these apartments is notoriously shit as it is, will be great to see how much worse this makes it. There have only ever been online forms for years that take days to get a reply to. Sucks to be you if something important breaks.
This used to be union owned prior to shoch therapy little in the 90s (privatization). Been going down the toilet ever since. Every day I miss the Soviet Union.


meow
Mega mega mega THREAD 
It is lib of me to think so, but it’s jarring how businesses act when republicans are in power because they know they wont be held accountable for anything.
Look at the investment into AI, nothing changed except a D turned into an R and companies immediately make dumb decisions. It’s like businesses get more stupid when republicans get into power, then Democrats take charge again and make a whole dog and pony show of reeling it in while putting in the groundwork for the next thing that will go out of control.
I’m amazed this hadnt radicalized more people, someone there’s someone born yesterday
RethugliKKKans represent the domestic national faction of capital including boat dealership owners, oil guys, military-tech, agribusiness slavers, (and the petty bourgeoise?). They want the US foreign and domestic policy to focus on protectionism and a lot of their culture war stuff is pro-environmental pollution and anti-immigration (as in, they want to keep migrant workers more precarious).
DemonKKKrats are aligned international finance capital. All of the small business owners and domestic industrialists get disciplined by them as they seek to maximize short term profit over long term infrastructure. Essentially capitalism sabotaging its ability to reproduce itself through making it all fake, a superior method of profit maximization. The
writers of some Mainer seaside lobster boatsman’s paper called The Atlantic are a result of the confidence that comes from being able to literally make money.
Please correct me if I missed something/messed something, it’s the general relationship and contradiction that counts
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No current struggle session discussion here on the new general megathread, i will ban you from the comm and remove your comment, have a good day/night :meow-coffee:

Oye amiguitos , hay una nueva megathread 
Hay threadcitos y threadsotes. Este es un threadsote.

que onda
Why do ISPs block email ports? Who's stupid idea was that? If you're worried about spam just throttle it or something jfc i should not have to jump through this many hoops to be able to use my own domain name for email
Yeah it is very annoying. I used to use vultr as an outbound smarthost and inbound spam filter but now they block port 25 too so I cancelled that. womp womp
edit: I just found out that they'll unblock it, maybe I'll reprovision it!
The mere existence of that revolt always surprises me with how much they stopped the Spanish for a while
Waking up to new megthread https://v.redd.it/mfdy9lg5egih1
That's a human in a bear suit you cannot convince me otherwise
Bravy’s Anime Corner
Never would have guessed a show called “Is it wrong to pick up girls in the dungeon” would have a pretty good story
mega mega mega THREAD 
Remember when we had hourly mega threads that was pretty cooked, pretty hectic. Fun though
huh the new news mega thread isn't late?
hmmn.. oh
Oh, oh no
ok i pull up
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Megabear.
What are you up to Hexbear?
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