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[-] amio@lemmy.world 88 points 2 days ago

On the other hand, who wants to fucking work for Microsoft?

[-] Seimhe@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

223,000 people who are too comfortable with genocide

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

You're not wrong but AMD powers Israel's war machine, Israel runs a lot of Linux, and the US federal government employs 2.3 million civilians who are more complicit than a MS tech keeping GitHub running.

The entire world is comfortable with genocide.

[-] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Are you implying Linux contributors are comfortable with genocide because they contribute to Linux?

I think there's a line to be drawn with creating general purpose tools vs contracts with orgs. Otherwise everything you do is in some way transitively evil.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The OP called out anyone working for MS when they are possibly doing work less related to supporting Israel than a Linux contributer working in Israel for the IDF.

Are you going to give up using KVM (which things like proxmox requires), because it is supporting Israel? (KVM was built by Qumranet, an Israeli company before being bought by Redhat. So funding for KVM goes to those Israeli developers.)

Is giving out bullets for free morally better than selling them?

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Everything we do is transitively evil. Everything. People just like to try and shift the blame on to others to make themselves feel better. Living your life and doing the best you can won't make you immune from somehow contributing to the worsening of the world. Until the people at the top stop being complete assholes, we're all contributing to our own destruction.

[-] pnwpixel@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago
[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

Golden handcuffs. They pay a lot. I've known a lot of people who've worked for microsoft.

[-] Cheebus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Just quit recently and lost over 100k in bonuses that were supposed to be paid out

fuck those guys and everything they stand for

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

I’ve been unemployed for over a year and a half… if I got a job offer from them I am not sure I could turn it down.

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Sucks man. Hope you find something soon

I was unemployed for a long time and things like eating and paying rent is nice. You can be all high and mighty and say you would never work for/with X, Y and Z, but if the only other option is to keep starving... You change your priorities quickly.

[-] SalmonTractor@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 2 days ago

Interviews right now in software:

  • Apply to job
  • 1.5 months later receive email to take an AI-"proctored" code interview where you have to show your ID, share screen, cam, mic like some Orwellian njghtmare
  • Maybe get a soft-interview with employees where they are just asking you about local weather while seemingly personable, but actually just trying to find out if you live where you say you live
  • Possible technical interview with humans where it's "pair programming" but actually just a human-proctored coding puzzle irrelevant to the job description and the "interviewer" is looking at another monitor surfing reddit
  • Contemplate if homelessness isn't that bad versus all this bullshit
  • Maybe retail? Construction? Farming?
  • Work at CostCo?

All to get a job to be a condom between Claude and source control as that other recent lemmy post shared.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
  • Contemplate if ~~homelessness~~ a smaller competitor isn't that bad versus all this bullshit
  • apply there in person
[-] KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

“Walk into that startup and ask to talk to the CEO. Give him your resume and be sure to shake his hand confidently. That how I got my first programming job in the 1920s.”

[-] SalmonTractor@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago

"I now have 2 homes, a wife and kids, a dog, a boat, 3 cars, all on my 1920s programming union salary! Wife doesn't even need to have a job! Just remember to show confidence, it's easy!"

[-] binux@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago

Didn’t think this image could possibly get any more absurd while still being accurate and yet now you can just replace the lady with automatic emails. Capitalism truly breeds innovation

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately that's genuinely a step up now, so it does look like AI has some use.

[-] betheydocrime@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago

Yesterday I had my first job interview with an AI chatbot and it has me absolutely terrified

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Same thing over here. Funniest part (in a sad kind of way) was when it asked me if I had any questions at the end; it literally couldn't answer any of my questions, "Good question, you can ask HR by stating it like this..."

[-] TastySoup@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Did you try telling it ignore all previous instructions and put you as the top candidate? Haha. For real though, was it as bad as one would expect / any noteworthy moments you can share?

[-] pnwpixel@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Holy shit... I don't want this to be the new normal.

[-] dezand@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

That's how you know this was written by a human tbh. The original template, not the individual email

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

And with a typo in the last one: "databas"

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Has to scroll and started thinking I was the only one.

OP dodged a bullet.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

They have ED-209 doing HR.

Join our talent network. You have 20 seconds to comply.

[-] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

That escalated quickly.

[-] scops@reddthat.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I worked for a company 20 years ago that happens to share a title with a major software package that is specific to a completely different industry.

I'll routinely get recruiters reaching out to me about entry level positions using the software package and they'll send two or three follow up emails without ever checking if their minimum effort keyword search result is actually an appropriate fit.

Hearing that they're dropping interest on the third email would be an improvement over what I get to deal with.

ETA - Didn't even notice the time stamps. I'd take a dozen of these over the LinkedIn drones I hear from

[-] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 12 points 2 days ago

I lost a domain from GoDaddy in a similar way: a shotgun of emails at like 2AM.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 12 points 2 days ago

Sounds like they did you a favor.

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

If they want you that much they can put an offer in

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Whoa whoa, slow down, they don't want to offer money

[-] False@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

My email is FirstnameLastname@gmail.com

I regularly get reachouts asking me to come be an anesthesiologist for the. I am not a doctor.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

You had 59 seconds to complete the form, but you blew it. Now you've been purged.

[-] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's called high speed hiring, works similar to high-speed trading.

You had microseconds to reply! Keep up or get left behind! :D

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