Reading this comment makes me feel like I tuned into inter-dimensional cable

This should be in a Mad Libs at this point

"If you ____ I have ____ to sell you"

The problem is that US politicians are not acting with voter's futures in mind, and the "progressive" ones & their constituents seem to believe that the only way things will get better is if they continue to bend the knee and cater to a constantly devolving status quo. Progress doesn't happen when you reduce your goals, and change doesn't happen without force. If reality doesn't account for you, you need to make it so. I suppose it's just a matter of it needing to get so bad that you realize the future was never promised to anyone to begin with.

And yet the illegal alcohol market boomed and it gave massive rise to organized crime and government corruption to allow it. It doesn’t “work” in any practical sense, it just concentrates the problem and makes it even harder to control.

They probably think the US prohibition didn’t work because they just didn’t try hard enough

You basically said Hanlon's razor is "complete bullshit" based on your own subjective view which is very much a denialist way of thinking. Not only that but I applied the principle to this most recent assassination attempt, not the current administration as a whole. It's not mutually exclusive with any malicious acts in the past year and a half. Real events aren't neat narratives, things that happen don't have to reflect any theses or character traits 100% of the time.

Did you try the medicine drug?

“Nuh uh” is a very interesting standpoint to have but you do you I guess

Hi, I'm Trevor Moore. Did you know that it's illegal to say "I want to kill the President of the United States of America"?

See, this is the problem with the average person's understanding of people who get therapy. For them, it is a matter of life and death. They wouldn't be going to therapy if they felt otherwise. An illness like depression, bipolar disorder or even general anxiety can be just as valid and severe as any cancer or disease. Please reconsider the inherently fallacious standpoint you're following of categorizing mental issues as less severe than physical ones. It's incredibly harmful.