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[–] 127 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I have never and I will never see someone cutting down a Flock camera.

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  • [–] 69 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I mean it's the cameras' job to keep track of criminals, right? So it's not my job anymore to give a shit about where they went or what they looked like, surely.

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    [–] 111 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I think flock is stealing their own cameras so they can reset them and charge to replace them. There is a clear incentive.

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  • [–] 62 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    We haven’t seen Mitch McConnell in months.

    I’m just saying…

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    But I thought Flock prevented theft?????

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  • [–] 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    They were with me the whole night.

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    [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child)

    I didn't see shit, I don't know shit, I plead the 5th, get out of my doorway

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  • [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Don't they have it on CAMERA???

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    [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Can you "steal" something paid for with public funds?

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  • [–] 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Must've been a bear. Lot of bears in Winona.

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    [–] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Whoever they are, they were with me the entire night.

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    [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
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    [–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    If you see someone vandalizing / stealing private surveillance cameras in public areas : No You Didn't.

    While I get them in public transit it's still a slippery slope, and could be manually triggered by a (physically protected) driver in needed situation. Then there's the whole everyone with a phone camera uploading them to Google / Apple (and consequently three letter agencies as well) which is the granddaddy of privacy destruction.

    At some point, when this all shakes out as the terrible idea many have already suggested, we need to require third party consent for visual recording (like for audio in some jurisdictions) and was once required for profitable publication. If that ends up with a lot more landscapes and art photography online, I'll consider it a win.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (5 children)

    Oh yeah man Police departments all over the country will love that rule about always obtaining consent to record.

    "We can brutalize people even harder now??"

    I do hate the Flock shit and everything else you mentioned though. Idk what the answer is other than sane legislation that is for the people so of course that will not ever happen here.

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    [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    Obviously it was local drug addicts. They were just desperate for a fix and learned about the high value of all the parts in those cameras. Perhaps I was talking too loudly the other day about the resale value of all the expensive electronics in those Flock cameras.

    Golly gee, I sure hope more junkies don't find out how much money they could make. It would be a tragedy if junkies all over started stealing those Flock cameras.

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    [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

    Quick question, how are these flock cameras generally connected to the Web?

    Is it via Wi-Fi, perhaps 4g radio?

    What frequencies would one need to jam (completely theoretically) to know that the camera wasn't able to send back video of a person cutting it down.

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    [–] 17 points 3 weeks ago

    Pretty sure it was Spartacus

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  • [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Me! I did it.

    I got a few annoying alibis, one of which is thousands of km long, but that’s never stopped the American Justice System before.

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    [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    "We the people" stole your fucking flock cameras.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    OMG I just saw some white dude running down the road in a maga hat and striped boxers with like 2 dozen flock cameras on cut-off poles slung over his shoulder... straight up interstate toward Vancouver. If you hurry, I'm sure you can catch him!

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    [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Nobody stole them... It was just god's plan for them to go away. Are you questioning god, Sir?

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    [–] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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    [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago

    The Winona police can suck my balls.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago

    What cameras? Y'all got a receipt?

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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    [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    They could track them down with Flock, if only...

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    [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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    [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    The flock just migrated.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    If the police can't even protect the tools they are using, what do they get paid for?

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    Must have been the wind

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  • [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Have more cameras watching the other cameras

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    [–] 10 points 3 weeks ago

    I'm pretty sure it was Jolene.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago

    Most likely Winona stole them.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago

    They fell down.

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