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[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

This is way better than endless corn and bean circle jerking.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 125 points 3 days ago

The nsfw filter was the first sign. !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world was the second sign. "I'm subjecting you to this" was the third sign. Yet I still chose to look at it. I have no one to blame but myself

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

The communal misery makes it easier to deal with the sadness

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

I thought we had the communal wank for that?

[-] BigDawgOClock@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Everyone's schedule keeps changing

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Perhaps that we still somewhat have free will in what to view through this technology is a good sign?

I don’t know man, I’m just trying to find a silver lining here. :/

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

I scrolled down before the image loaded so I still have a chance to escape

[-] Xeno@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago

Just to make this a little worse, for those who didn’t notice it, the human guy the dolphin is wearing isn’t dead. You can see him continuing to observe/react throughout the comic.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

The dolphin uses the human legs to get around, which would maybe be difficult if the guy was dead

[-] Xeno@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

He could have been puppeteering the body, but he would have no need for a second pair of eyes, nor for any expressions. He has his own face for that. The reactions on the human face mean the guy is still fully aware, not just a meat puppet.

[-] RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 31 points 3 days ago

Typical Dolphin behavior actually

[-] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

I bet the dolphins would call this typical human behaviour

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Artist discovers free will.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

How the fuck does anyone come up with this shit?

[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

An Autobahn length of crystalline stimulants?

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

As in, they failed to take the ones that were prescribed to them.

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Source? I need to see more of this beautiful mind.

Edit: found it

https://nitter.net/shupaku_69

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I am aroused.

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

Yeah, this is my life exactly

So like are you dead or a dolphin. I'm still trying to figure that part out. The rest of it all makes perfect sense to me.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Look again, he's not dead. In the last panel he's holding the lighter.

[-] vane@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Still a Better Love Story than Twilight

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 3 days ago
[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You just know.

[-] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

This is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever laid eyes on.

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

Nature is beautiful.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago
[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I wanted to see this today. Can we actually have whatever the opposite of a NSFW filter would be? My feed has become disgustingly positive and too wholesome.

~/s~

[-] heh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Actually I don’t have to see it and refuse to read it cause it was blurred for me.

Suck it.

[-] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Ya hate to see it

[-] rustyfish@piefed.world 3 points 3 days ago

I have been saved by Mlem blurring the image because it’s NSFW. I still clicked it. I am an idiot for doing so.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Welcome to the club.

[-] thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Thanks, I hate It

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If you enjoyed the first few panels, may I suggest the short comedy series Descent on YouTube to you.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago
[-] Artemis_Mystique@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 days ago

Is this loss?

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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