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Tattoo Idea (thelemmy.club)

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DO NOT STEAL

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[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Also why are you tattooing your cows utters with Hummer Suckle?

[-] architect 4 points 16 hours ago

Not gonna lie i thought it was a sex thing.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

I can do both

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 19 hours ago

HUMMER

SUCKLE

[-] SockOlm@hexbear.net 10 points 21 hours ago

I don't have that many tits

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 15 hours ago

If Total Recall taught us anything, by 2086, people will

[-] SockOlm@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

soviet childrens cartoons half a century ago the people yearn for it

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago

Unshared, unbothered, living her best life

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago
[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

boot.

edge.

edge.

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago

I'm not gonna steal it mine will be HAMR and SIKL

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

I also thought hummer suckle

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

Suckleberry Hmm

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago
[-] diamath@hexbear.net 7 points 23 hours ago

I thought you'd go for

HMBL SIMPHomer Marge Bart Lisa Simpson

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago

I have other interests

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 23 hours ago
[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 22 hours ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago
[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

Actually would be a good tat

[-] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago

Exposure to news and unhealthy amounts of laughing-it-off makes me think LMAO WHAT is what I want on my fists meeting the world once again.

this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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