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submitted 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by Gork@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Sign me up for that

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 27 seconds ago

Libraries are the last sanctuary for the poor and the lost. It used to be the churches. Save all libraries everywhere and build way more.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

You know this isn't true because Republicans want to defund them lol

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

Finally the anime’s were true!

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social 6 points 1 hour ago

Dang: Mine just has books, music, and movies I can enjoy for free.

[-] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

No homeless people jacking off to porno at your library? Must be nice.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 hours ago

So libraries have turned in to dens of Hookers & Blow?!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 minutes ago

Just the Presidential library.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Once again, the US is having all of the fun, when we just have plain boring old libraries with books and magazines.

[-] Saapas@piefed.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

I've been to some libraries where it's for whatever reason full of people either drunk or high causing a ruckus. Then they sometimes fight, leave needles and stuff behind and yell at random people. The library has hired/asked the mall to get more security, but the library has already got a reputation and people have started avoiding it. It sucks, there's very few nice, calm and quiet community places around.

The situation improved this summer since the drunk or high people spend more time outside but now the close by park has been dug up, so they're back to the library.

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 hours ago

Once again, the unhinged Right's imagined Left (and Center) is infinitely more based than the reality.

[-] davetortoise@reddthat.com 21 points 5 hours ago

The table legs make it look like the central guy has giant legs

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 points 5 hours ago

Jesse the haunted puppet definitely has tiny little stick legs hidden behind those table legs

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago

But which ones specifically?

[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

I know critical thinking isn't something a fox news viewer has... but cmon? They can't be this stupid?

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I mean just look at the high gas prices (which are still dirt cheap compared to germany) and people don't realize it is Trumps doing. Or how he slashes Medicaid. Things that are really perceivable in your everyday live and not abstract politics.

So yeah, totally believable that a lot of those people fall for this kinda news.

[-] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 3 hours ago

They can’t be this stupid?

You know the answer to that question.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Decades of relentless gaslighting is an immensely powerful form of brainwashing.

When it's combined with a nearly perfectly closed bubble, very few escape with their sanity and capacity for critical thinking intact.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

They're itching for a reason to hate on anyone that might have learned anything because it proves to them that clever=bad.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

This sounds fucking rad

[-] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 74 points 8 hours ago
[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 27 points 7 hours ago

Is that like a "library plus" subscription? Or do I just go to the counter with my card and ask for a drug fueled orgy?

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Just make sure you return the condom using the reusable items dropbox.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Oddly specific info maybe, but I've been expressively asked not to dump any organic matter in the dropbox.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Well, you have to rinse it first, obviously.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 7 hours ago

When you join your local Friends of the Library chapter, make sure you upgrade to the Friends with Benefits tier.

[-] just2look@lemmy.zip 63 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Which libraries specifically? So I can avoid them of course.

[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 30 points 8 hours ago

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 7 hours ago

"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal system?"

Conan the Librarian

[-] bdot@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago

i hate that comma, placement

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 7 hours ago

It is as accurate as the rest of what is on screen.

[-] db_null@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago
[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 34 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Did fox really report that? I mean I would believe it because fox viewers are absolute morons but I can't tell whats satire anymore

[-] Mikina@programming.dev 12 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I found the same image from April, 2024. A few articles about it from this week, but also a few here and there, including one post on 9Gag (wow, haven't heard that name in a looong time), from April 2024.

So, if it's real, it's not recent.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 20 points 8 hours ago

Seems completely plausible, as part of their rhetoric to turn people against drag queen story hour.

[-] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

fox once again imagining a much more based world to get mad about

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

watters in the middle, and DRUNK lawyer on the left.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 5 hours ago

what bloody libraries are they going to? I want in!

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I went into my local library high and naked, but they just asked me nicely to leave. :(

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

And they call me a nerd

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

They've always been that. These dorks just never bothered to go to one before.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Where would one find one of those appalling dens of iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Sex dens, sure, no duh. But DRUG INFESTED?!

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 hours ago

Sssshhhh!!!

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

Nope. Love libraries with all my being. Love all

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Sex in the stacks.

"Oh, Mr. Rochester, whatever will they think in Thornfield Hall?"

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