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They just took someone else's joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a "brand new sentence"
Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.
You meant...senpai? ~
uwu!
notice me senpai! notice me!
Do they serve sem-pie here?
Yes Step-Sensei
Sexualize all words!
porn pratically sexualized it, usually its "incest", or step porn. the usage of daddy is more pervasive with gay porn.
Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?
Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.
....no, I think you're supposed to be the dad and she's the mom, as in, you're going to become a father to her children by impregnating her. My mind didn't really go to pedophilia immediately, but idk maybe I'm wrong
Actually, your mind DID go to pedophilia immediately, because the comment you replied to didn't mention any ages. But you saw the word "children" and immediately thought of pedophilia.
Children can be any age... I am a 30+ child of my parents
I don't know, I'd say incest could be on some type of spectrum which includes pedophilia, but again, maybe I'm wrong.
But that's a completely different topic. I didn't argue that the original comment didn't insinuate incest. We were talking about pedophilia, because you pulled it out of nothing, because the original comment didn't imply that in any way.
Is there something you want or need from me?
Lmao it's definitely a power dynamic and for some playing with shame
I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.
My wife and I theorise that almost all Swedes speak English because it's so easy to make someone cringe in the bedroom when speaking Swedish.
Holy I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.
Geef me een klap pappa
Notice me, sensei.
This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.
Nah. Most kids have switched to "Dad" by then.
Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.
And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.
Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?
only on Chewsday's.
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Notice me, daddy-san!
"Yes Chef" also works
Oui Chef
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So modern of you... allowing your children to address you directly. /s
I was so uncomfortable watching that smarter every day video where his son only calls him "sir". Maybe it's a regional thing but it seemed super authoritarian and gross to me.
Yea I think it was Will Ferrell making fun of boomer fathers that did that I'm parroting here. But also I vaguely recall something like that watching old disney live actions. I wanna say scenes fromn Heidi, but that could have also been because she was an unconforming girl.
Destin's son calls him "sir"? That's super fucked.
That's not much better depending on what you read.
It’s depressing that the mainstream in porn is now a minefield of boner-killing weird shit and traditional, boner-enhancing weird shit like tentacles now feels like a safe harbor of sanity and stability.
Watch out, it's pretty close to sempai, and that one is also very sexualized!
No eye contact!
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