That's not much better depending on what you read.

"Yes Chef" also works

Master and commander, can I have a cookie?

After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.

Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?

Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.

It’s depressing that the mainstream in porn is now a minefield of boner-killing weird shit and traditional, boner-enhancing weird shit like tentacles now feels like a safe harbor of sanity and stability.

I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.

Normalize "Father/Mother" in a Dickensian era London accent.

This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.

Notice me, sensei.

Ah yes, teach me harder, sensei!

Yes Step-Sensei

I hate being called "daddy" so much. It's pretty easy to convince a kid to call you something else, but other adults refer to dads as "daddy" all the time, which then needs to be undone.

Watch out, it's pretty close to sempai, and that one is also very sexualized!

Thank God Blue Archive didn't mess up the word sensei

How to tell people you're porn addicted without telling people you're porn addicted.

Me and this guy watch polar opposite porn lmao

You meant...senpai? ~

They just took someone else's joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a "brand new sentence"

Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.

Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.

Good Morning, Progenitor

Notice me, daddy-san!

"Translated from Portuguese?!"

General, there's another settlement that needs help.

Sexualize all words!