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Brand New Sentence

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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei. (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child)

Master and commander, can I have a cookie?

After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago

"Captain."

"Ensign."

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