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Like I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoyle (thelemmy.club)
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"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender (thelemmy.club)
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A truly righteous man should rail his homeboys (thelemmy.club)
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How about you eat my shit and hair (thelemmy.club)
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I'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive. (thelemmy.club)
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This whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex. (thelemmy.club)
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Why should I remove my gorilla? It's not hurting anyone. (thelemmy.club)
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They all connect to an incredibly unemployed asexual grungler (thelemmy.club)
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Would you sell liquor to this baby? (thelemmy.club)
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Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it (thelemmy.club)
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I don't know how a painting can convey "this horse has disturbing carnal knowledge," but it sure does. (thelemmy.club)
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Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know (thelemmy.club)
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Do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild? (thelemmy.club)
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"Do any other straight guy's straight porn addiction lead them to having gay sex that you regret after?" (thelemmy.club)
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I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. (thelemmy.club)
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Oh no the witch letters have formed the horny configuration! (thelemmy.club)
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They accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse (thelemmy.club)
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texas before the islamic revolution (thelemmy.club)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/43366952

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are u straight or are u logistically difficult (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Wren@lemmy.today to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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Slice of ketchup (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago by ThunderComplex@lemmy.today to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/65118226

Slice of ketchup anyone?

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The only fake gamer girl we've ever seen is elon musk (thelemmy.club)
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With selective breeding it's possible to achieve cheese, sauce and even hotdog stuffed crusts. (thelemmy.club)
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And what's the genital situation on the shadows (thelemmy.club)
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Yeah, that mountain likes to move around. (thelemmy.club)
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Who's getting custody of syntax error? (thelemmy.club)
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