if a ratatouille used me to have sex with my wife which one of us is the cuck in that scenario (thelemmy.club)

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at what point does a plastic surgeon have the moral obligation and right to say 'no you've had enough boob' (thelemmy.club)

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so the Catholic church wants you to respect their god's neopronouns (thelemmy.club)

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Sometimes instead of affirmations I just say nice things to a silicone copy of my head and brush her hair (thelemmy.club)

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Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they're still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden. (thelemmy.club)

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One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it. (thelemmy.club)

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I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to drug city with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs (thelemmy.club)

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Am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast? (thelemmy.club)

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Sweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away (thelemmy.club)

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car is (thelemmy.club)

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If you can’t picture your job being done by a pig wearing clothes in a children’s book, it’s not a real job and you add no real value to society. (thelemmy.club)

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They look strangely comfy for damned souls tortured in the lowest circle of hell (thelemmy.club)

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Do not lick the subway salt (thelemmy.club)

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I'm not an adult, I'm a child with a drinking permit. (thelemmy.club)

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a 112-year-old bald vegan tattooed pansexual monk boy in nomad gear (thelemmy.club)

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how fucking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobic (thelemmy.club)

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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes (thelemmy.club)

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Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviors? (thelemmy.club)

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I support women's right to vertically rotate 360⁰ (thelemmy.club)

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Don't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free (thelemmy.club)

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No humans could make an apartment this complex (thelemmy.club)

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bitch who you think sexed up those apples (thelemmy.club)

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Antisemitic anticyclist Georg lives in a cave and eats 1000 bicycling Jews every day and should not have been counted (thelemmy.club)

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It's the uncircumcised telle tubby show (thelemmy.club)

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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei. (thelemmy.club)

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