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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei. (thelemmy.club)
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[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago

And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

That's not how gay couples work. We're a thropple. And yes he is our son-in-law.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

only on Chewsday's.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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