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Brand New Sentence

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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei. (thelemmy.club)

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[–] amio@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Normalize "Father/Mother" in a Dickensian era London accent.

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[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Low key trying to make my infant start calling me father

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'm not calling my wife both father and mother. She's got enough in her plate

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