Question, do you unload the gun when you fuck the barrel or is the possibility of getting your dick blown off part of the thrill. Asking for a friend.
Pressing a gun against my head every time I go to sleep, because I'm healthy and normal and not in any way regretting an entire lifetime of choices.
I am a proponent for allowing responsible gun ownership.
But morons who use them like fashion accessories or as a substitute for a personality like that disgust me.
That gun on the left made me scared on his behalf. I know to treat it like it's loaded, you do too, and so should he!
I used to be in the Army. I've slept with a rifle. You don't do it like that.
Holy shit. Destroyed him! 😭
Now I wonder why he has bed all to himself? It's a complete mystery why a NiceGuy™ like him can't find a partner. Yes, a total mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't work out!!! Mystery.
It’s a complete mystery why a NiceGuy™ like him can’t find a partner.
He's clearly found some partners. He's an ammosexual.
This is just the plot of the game PolyArmory
(which btw, definitely check out its a fun free game and brilliant writing)
That is one hilarious premise
10/10 pun
Yeah! Took him down a peg!
He's into that
as a lesbian, i always use my ass to make up for my lack of pussy
As a lesbian, I use my gock to make up for my lack of straps
The placement of the gun on the left makes this look like a problem that'll solve itself.
Maybe one of them will blow its load in him
It's not a flattering angle for that picture.
I can see straight up his mangina.
Ha.
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