[-] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

When an expert was contacted for comment about why the rocket exploded, Katy Perry said "Cause, baby, you're a firework!"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 7 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Also, higher interest rates flow through to those with existing loans and also if/when they refinance. From businesses to credit cards, payday loans, probably even pawn shops. Even the government itself.

If you have to pay more on your loan, you have less to spend on everything else.

So, interest rate rises also put a handbrake on spending, which slows down the economy, and attempts to slow down inflation too. In theory.

Stay tuned next week where we learn about how once you get inflation reducing, it usually means a rise in unemployment!

The good times never end

[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

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[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 16 hours ago

For a moment my brain thought:

"Is R-word = Republican? With a hard R?"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

"Hello, Harambe, I'm President Donald J Trump, but you can call me Donald.

You know, a lot of people say you and I are alike. A lot of people, very smart people, some may even be smarter than me. They say we're alike because we're both big, strong, have great hair and huge hands.

But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don't eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don't eat any type of fruit. Fruit is for pussies.

So, I'm gonna order in some hamberders. Have you ever had McDonalds, Harambe? Oh, it's fabulous! You'll love it, I promise you, Harambe."

Harambe kills himself.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 18 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I used to always add one incorrect tile and skip one correct tile.(It would still pass)

I thiught I was such a rebel lol

Then I figured, they'd be stupid if they didn't show the same image to multiple people...

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

the only credible news source is political party newsletters, because at least they’re honest.

Can you put a /s after that so I can be sure?

[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

So, can I put them on the pool I don't have in the house I can't afford?

[-] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Sometimes, the smiting gets out of hand.

See also Noah and the Flood.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

She bought herself a political party, now buying a propaganda media machine

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Still think it was a sin bin for reckless at worst and not a send off.

For God's sake, Ponga is almost the most knocked out player in footy, and he's not going in there trying to headbutt the guy.

Klein is a clown.

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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone

Carn the cockroaches!

[-] No1@aussie.zone 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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Budget opinion poll (aussie.zone)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone

Upvote

  1. Yay, 2. OK, 3. Meh... or 4. Boooo!

Dammit, I can't vote!

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Tatum is back! (aussie.zone)
submitted 2 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/celtics@lemmy.ml

Now, let's see how far we can go!

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submitted 3 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone
  • Full names
  • Addresses
  • Post codes
  • Dates of birth
  • National IDs
  • Phone numbers *Genders
  • Email addresses
  • Telco metadata
  • Breach status and social profile annotations

Good luck everyone.

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submitted 4 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

idk, I kinda expected a bot to be machine like, regular, predictable and couldn't be stopped and would go on forever.

You know, like the Terminator.

But sydbot hasn't posted anything for 2 months.

Not sure it matters, but I'd like to know that sydbot is safe and happy.

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Poor bloke! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

It's absolutely pissing down here right now, and I noticed this little fella sitting on a ledge outside a window trying to get out of the rain.

I've never seen any bird try and shelter there before, but am doing my best to not disturb him.

Hope the eaves and ledge give him some protection and he can stay safe.

Update: The rain has stopped, and my little friendly shadow has gone. All the birds are going mental! The cockies sound furious!

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Key Fire sites (aussie.zone)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

Victoria is already in a state of disaster, and today looks like being a really bad day for fires in Sydney, so thought I would link a couple of key sites I use:

Stay safe!

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submitted 4 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Enjoy listening to some classic Aussie analysis of the Ashes series.

Warning/NSFW: The language may be inappropriate for some environments.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/rage@aussie.zone

Hope everyone stays safe and cool. Remember: have a plan, leave early if you can. Catastrophic is not a recommendation. GTFO.

Anyways, anytime I start talking weather with someone, I can't help but have certain songs run through my head. The Heatwave Mix is an open zone for song recommendations that have at least one line that talk about weather/temperature. Please post the line and a link to the song.

I'll kick off the hotness with a line that always gets stuck in my head : I walk about in the summertime saying "How about this heat!".

Now, once we hear that, the next recommended song says I should get my funk on and "Keep my cool!"

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submitted 4 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests. The English won the 4th Test to make the series 3-1, with just this last game remaining.

Australia hasn’t been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons again. Usman Khawaja has announced his retirement, and this will be his last match in front of his home crowd.

England can find redemption with another win, and arguably claim they could have won the series. Will Bazball continue to live, after seeming dead after the Aussies went up 3-0?

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, even though we seem to normally get 2 day Test Matches in this series.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests.

The Boxing Day Melbourne Cricket Ground Test is an annual event where legendary heroes and villains are born.

Australia hasn't been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons. Batting changes are also expected with the return of Steve Smith.

England may make desperate changes to try and win.

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, and so far England has shown to be incapable of winning a Test in 2 days, 4 days or 5 days.

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