I've even seen a human wait for the dog to poop, pull out a little shovel, scoop it into a little plastic bag and then go and put it in a trash can!

Who's the master now? 🐶

It looks like a deformed and lifted DeLorean

Me: Hey ChatGPT, we're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.
ChatGPT: It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
Me: Yeah. Major drag, huh?

ChatGPT: *giggles*

Australians regard it as being pivotal to have prevented the Japanese invading mainland Australia in WWII.

For context, Papua New Guinea (PNG) was an Australian territory at that time. The Japanese had advanced swiftly south, sweeping all before them, eg the Phillipines. Darwin, the main city in the North of Australia, had been bombed by the Japanese (there were over 100 air raids on Australia). The Japanese overland target was Port Moresby, one of PNG's major cities, which would give them a base to then move on Australia. The invasion of mainland Australia was thought to be imminent.

Conditions were horrendous. Mountainous and treacherous terrain: "The terrain rises and falls with regularity, up to 5,000 metres (16,000 ft) up and down over the full length of the track". Tropical rainforest, with torrential rain. Incredible heat and humidity by day and very cold at the higher altitudes at night. Malaria was rampant.

The defence of the Kokoda Trail, in conjunction with US advances in the Pacific, eg Gudalcanal stopped the Japanese from advancing further south to Australia.

Some young Australians do the Kokoda Trail trek to honour those who have fallen. It's not something to attempt lightly. Many only do a section, or fail at their attempt, even with all of the modern equipment - and without the threat of being shot at with every step.

I've seen some interviews with Kokoda Track veterans, and some of their experiences are horrendous and heartbreaking.

Kokoda - The men who saved Australia is an excellent documentary by Australia's best and longest running current affairs and investigative news program, Four Corners.

See also Wikipedia "Kokoda Track campaign"

Extradited back to the US.

Trump pardons them.

After an appropriate donation, of course.

Stop loafing around!

Paying a living wage is a communist idea spread by the lunatic far left!

That's what I'm pissed offf about.

The cost of the cleanup just -maybe- gets things back to how they should have been.

The fine should be a far greater disincentive.

It's not a flattering angle for that picture.

I can see straight up his mangina.

C'mon! With Trump in charge, it has to be The Greatest Depression!

"Yes, this is The Greatest Depression. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Even the best economists, very smart people, they say to me 'Donald, Mr President, who could know?' Nobody could have known this would happen, but they tell me it was caused by Biden. Or Obama. I've also asked the FBI to check Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop."

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

Still sounds like not enough. Missing another 0 or two.