"Mind if I have some of your tasty Romulan Ale to wash this down with?"

What is the cost of lies?

About 3.6 Roentgen

"What, and ze English too?"

"Err, well, they were for a little while, but then decided to pull out"

"Eh! I tell you, you can depend on ze English to do something stupid. Perhaps one day they will come to their senses!"

I would like to do much more than just look....

So, she's a piece of shit and dumber than a piece of shit doing it in front of CCTV.

WTF is wrong with some people?

Congrats. You are probably better off than most. Did your pay rises exceed the inflation rate?

But to get back to productivity more broadly rather than one company and one employee at that company:

Productivity has grown, so why have wages not kept up?

"So, who is getting the benefits of productivity growth? You guessed it. Instead of flowing to workers as higher wages, business is capturing the gains from productivity growth as profit."

"I shall flatten my ears to show my displeasure.

Then, later, when the human is not looking with their strange rectangle, I shall do a number 1 on their sheets to assert my dominance."

So, just out of interest.

How many times did you move from Chicago to NW Florida?

It's funny how neighbours that doorknock you or leave you a note about their upcoming event are never a problem.

But the douchebags at number 5 who like revving their bikes/trucks and must have doof-doof wherever they go live in a world surrounded by people pissed off at them. Must be nice.

True, but at best 12%, or about 1/8th.

7/8ths goes to....not you!

Well, when there are productivity gains, there's no pay rises and the bulk goes to the corporation profits.

So, where is the incentive to be more productive?

"Nt-nt-nt-nt!"

"What's that Skippy? You saved a bunch of bogans in a boat?"