[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Fool me once yadayada, fool me 7,835,283 times again.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

7 Roosters named...

Hope it's a good game again!

[-] No1@aussie.zone 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You forgot that Trump will pre-emptively pardon himself and everyone involved, and so nobody will ever be held accountable or face any consequences.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

So many interviews devolve into:

"Why do you want to work for this company?"

Which is code for

"Just how desperate for this job are you?"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fasting

Though, the thought has crossed my mind that fasting is a massive conspiracy to voluntarily leave all the food for the rich people.....

Yeah, I just ate a biscuit.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone

Carn the cockroaches!

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Budget opinion poll (aussie.zone)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone

Upvote

  1. Yay, 2. OK, 3. Meh... or 4. Boooo!

Dammit, I can't vote!

[-] No1@aussie.zone 107 points 2 months ago

Wait, is Stallman right again?

AGAIN?

[-] No1@aussie.zone 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is just the beginning.

You think it's just about ID?

Politicians in both the UK and Australia have spoken about banning VPNs, because VPNs have been used to avoid age verification in those countries.

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Tatum is back! (aussie.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/celtics@lemmy.ml

Now, let's see how far we can go!

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submitted 3 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone
  • Full names
  • Addresses
  • Post codes
  • Dates of birth
  • National IDs
  • Phone numbers *Genders
  • Email addresses
  • Telco metadata
  • Breach status and social profile annotations

Good luck everyone.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 52 points 3 months ago

Don't forget Amazon and Google also have smart speakers with microphones....

Big Brother doesn't just watch, he listens too.

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submitted 4 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

idk, I kinda expected a bot to be machine like, regular, predictable and couldn't be stopped and would go on forever.

You know, like the Terminator.

But sydbot hasn't posted anything for 2 months.

Not sure it matters, but I'd like to know that sydbot is safe and happy.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/rage@aussie.zone
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Poor bloke! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

It's absolutely pissing down here right now, and I noticed this little fella sitting on a ledge outside a window trying to get out of the rain.

I've never seen any bird try and shelter there before, but am doing my best to not disturb him.

Hope the eaves and ledge give him some protection and he can stay safe.

Update: The rain has stopped, and my little friendly shadow has gone. All the birds are going mental! The cockies sound furious!

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Key Fire sites (aussie.zone)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

Victoria is already in a state of disaster, and today looks like being a really bad day for fires in Sydney, so thought I would link a couple of key sites I use:

Stay safe!

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submitted 5 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Enjoy listening to some classic Aussie analysis of the Ashes series.

Warning/NSFW: The language may be inappropriate for some environments.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/rage@aussie.zone

Hope everyone stays safe and cool. Remember: have a plan, leave early if you can. Catastrophic is not a recommendation. GTFO.

Anyways, anytime I start talking weather with someone, I can't help but have certain songs run through my head. The Heatwave Mix is an open zone for song recommendations that have at least one line that talk about weather/temperature. Please post the line and a link to the song.

I'll kick off the hotness with a line that always gets stuck in my head : I walk about in the summertime saying "How about this heat!".

Now, once we hear that, the next recommended song says I should get my funk on and "Keep my cool!"

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submitted 5 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests. The English won the 4th Test to make the series 3-1, with just this last game remaining.

Australia hasn’t been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons again. Usman Khawaja has announced his retirement, and this will be his last match in front of his home crowd.

England can find redemption with another win, and arguably claim they could have won the series. Will Bazball continue to live, after seeming dead after the Aussies went up 3-0?

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, even though we seem to normally get 2 day Test Matches in this series.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests.

The Boxing Day Melbourne Cricket Ground Test is an annual event where legendary heroes and villains are born.

Australia hasn't been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons. Batting changes are also expected with the return of Steve Smith.

England may make desperate changes to try and win.

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, and so far England has shown to be incapable of winning a Test in 2 days, 4 days or 5 days.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 69 points 5 months ago

If somebody beat him stupid, how would anyone be able to tell?

[-] No1@aussie.zone 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me to tram driver:

"SEND IT, BRO!"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Guys, guys!

You're ignoring the real questions!

Are the companies running the prisons profitable and how much should you invest?!!????

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