These zombies just aren't committing to their cosplay enough.

Surprised he hasn't already had himself carved over the top of everyone at Mt Rushmore ...

"Who are we gonna sell them to?"

"Fugettaboutit! I know a guy!"

"But he warned people should not have highly sensitive conversations in their cars or near their phones, given foreign governments’ ability to listen in."

The thing he didn't say out loud is that the same warning applies to our own governments abilities to listen in lol

"And that's why today I've put a 5000% tariff on the ICC. Nasty people. And they are banned from my press conferences too."

I never understood the Baby Bonus as a financial incentive. I understand people wanting kids, just not how the Baby Bonus would change anyone's choice.

The bonus was something like $5K? But doesn't raising a kid cost hundreds of thousands of dollars over 16 to 18 years? From a financial perspective, that would have to be one of the stupidest deals of all time. $5K is two-fifths of fuck all in comparison.

And somehow, it seemed to work, and birth rates increased.

I just don't get it.

Roger that. Only nuggies and tendies till 8mo.

I like big loaves and I cannot lie!

"I see the haughty bird taunting me at the window again. Yet, I shall not let it have the upper hand. I shall stay exactly where I am and let it know my superiority by my glare."

Quantum computing + AI = ?

"And that's why today I'm signing into law the Trump Nuclear Act. Some say it's the greatest law of all time. Very smart people, even smarter AI. Elon tells me this will save billions, and I'm going to increase my dividend, let's call it the 'Nucular Peace Dividend' to honor Bush, I don't remember which one used to say 'Nucular', but I always liked that guy, and it made me think up how to say Chayyyyna.

CNN get out!"

idk, every atom bomb I've met has one purpose.....