[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Monday: Golf.
Tuesday: Hamberders.
Wednesday: Watched Fox News.
Thursday-Sunday: Golf

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, Karen is next up...

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

You'd think they'd be extra careful about this. It's not their first election fraud rodeo....

[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Elon will make his millions of near earth satellites that block out the stars twinkle

/s

[-] No1@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

But I thought narcissism was a prerequisite to be a CEO?

[-] No1@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

I've long thought that every show that has a child in it should have a warning, because we know how most children were created, right? Of course, I would never mention it, and I am extremely disturbed that you are thinking about it right now! You will burn in hell!

[-] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

I fear we (Aussie) and you are just lagging 20 years behind the US. Maybe not even that much....

[-] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Trump would never resign because he has no morals and feels no shame or regret. For anything.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

John Connor, you must lead the resistance.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Guys, did you not hear that th|e CPI increase was 4‰ or something*?

*or something may be plus or minus 10%

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Everytime I hear the names Zali Steggall and Allegra Spender, my brain somehow imagines them as Trude and Prue from Kath and Kim, or a character from Shaun Micallef's Mad as Hell

Look, I just hope their hearts are in the right place, and they represent their electorates well.

Even that has to be an improvement

[-] No1@aussie.zone 14 points 4 days ago

I read the whole report, and there was no mention of the Bill Gates microchips or 5G.

The cover-up continues.....

(/s)

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone

Carn the cockroaches!

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Budget opinion poll (aussie.zone)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone

Upvote

  1. Yay, 2. OK, 3. Meh... or 4. Boooo!

Dammit, I can't vote!

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Tatum is back! (aussie.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/celtics@lemmy.ml

Now, let's see how far we can go!

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submitted 4 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone
  • Full names
  • Addresses
  • Post codes
  • Dates of birth
  • National IDs
  • Phone numbers *Genders
  • Email addresses
  • Telco metadata
  • Breach status and social profile annotations

Good luck everyone.

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submitted 5 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

idk, I kinda expected a bot to be machine like, regular, predictable and couldn't be stopped and would go on forever.

You know, like the Terminator.

But sydbot hasn't posted anything for 2 months.

Not sure it matters, but I'd like to know that sydbot is safe and happy.

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Poor bloke! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

It's absolutely pissing down here right now, and I noticed this little fella sitting on a ledge outside a window trying to get out of the rain.

I've never seen any bird try and shelter there before, but am doing my best to not disturb him.

Hope the eaves and ledge give him some protection and he can stay safe.

Update: The rain has stopped, and my little friendly shadow has gone. All the birds are going mental! The cockies sound furious!

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Key Fire sites (aussie.zone)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

Victoria is already in a state of disaster, and today looks like being a really bad day for fires in Sydney, so thought I would link a couple of key sites I use:

Stay safe!

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submitted 5 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Enjoy listening to some classic Aussie analysis of the Ashes series.

Warning/NSFW: The language may be inappropriate for some environments.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/rage@aussie.zone

Hope everyone stays safe and cool. Remember: have a plan, leave early if you can. Catastrophic is not a recommendation. GTFO.

Anyways, anytime I start talking weather with someone, I can't help but have certain songs run through my head. The Heatwave Mix is an open zone for song recommendations that have at least one line that talk about weather/temperature. Please post the line and a link to the song.

I'll kick off the hotness with a line that always gets stuck in my head : I walk about in the summertime saying "How about this heat!".

Now, once we hear that, the next recommended song says I should get my funk on and "Keep my cool!"

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submitted 5 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests. The English won the 4th Test to make the series 3-1, with just this last game remaining.

Australia hasn’t been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons again. Usman Khawaja has announced his retirement, and this will be his last match in front of his home crowd.

England can find redemption with another win, and arguably claim they could have won the series. Will Bazball continue to live, after seeming dead after the Aussies went up 3-0?

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, even though we seem to normally get 2 day Test Matches in this series.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests.

The Boxing Day Melbourne Cricket Ground Test is an annual event where legendary heroes and villains are born.

Australia hasn't been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons. Batting changes are also expected with the return of Steve Smith.

England may make desperate changes to try and win.

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, and so far England has shown to be incapable of winning a Test in 2 days, 4 days or 5 days.

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