[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

"I want you to pay me bigger ~~bribes~~ political donations that definitely don't affect my impartiality." ๐Ÿ˜‰

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

If Australia is about 10 years behind the US, and 15 years behind Europe, then we are pretty screwed...

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Screw what they say.

I love you'se all

And avagoodweegend

[-] No1@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

The measurements seem to be between 2020 and 2025.

Not one mention of COVID

[-] No1@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Invite me inside. Right meow!"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

I saw the icon pic for this, and thought:

"Dinosaur! Cool!"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My Mum always said I was unique.

Now I have proof!

Just being in Australia, and setting the timezone correctly gets you to below 0.6%

๐Ÿ˜’

[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I saw a comment on this somewhere:

"Good to know anus opening up to a fresh approach"

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[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No, you misunderstand.

You dig up all the various forms of dino juice, then bury it in your own backyard in case you need it later.

You take out massive loans to dig it up and store it, but then when you need it years later it's worth so much more you can make a profit.

Kinda like investment housing, really.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well, what will everyone with > $3M or > $10M in super gonna do.

DO YOU THINK THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THEY'LL START SUCKING THAT MONEY OUT OF SUPER AND DUMPING IT INTO PROPERTY, JACKING UP PROPERTY PRICES AGAIN?

YOU NOTHERMUCKINGFUMPTIES

Ditto with CGT and negative gearing changes.

Everyone will head to the safe haven of "Principal Place of residence".

This is gonna be an absolute shitshow.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 43 points 6 days ago

Sorry, guys, my bad.

I was vibe coding "Make a user interface worse than YouTube" and the agent misunderstood and escaped it's sandbox.

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Tatum is back! (aussie.zone)
submitted 2 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/celtics@lemmy.ml

Now, let's see how far we can go!

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submitted 2 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone
  • Full names
  • Addresses
  • Post codes
  • Dates of birth
  • National IDs
  • Phone numbers *Genders
  • Email addresses
  • Telco metadata
  • Breach status and social profile annotations

Good luck everyone.

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submitted 3 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

idk, I kinda expected a bot to be machine like, regular, predictable and couldn't be stopped and would go on forever.

You know, like the Terminator.

But sydbot hasn't posted anything for 2 months.

Not sure it matters, but I'd like to know that sydbot is safe and happy.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/rage@aussie.zone
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Poor bloke! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

It's absolutely pissing down here right now, and I noticed this little fella sitting on a ledge outside a window trying to get out of the rain.

I've never seen any bird try and shelter there before, but am doing my best to not disturb him.

Hope the eaves and ledge give him some protection and he can stay safe.

Update: The rain has stopped, and my little friendly shadow has gone. All the birds are going mental! The cockies sound furious!

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Key Fire sites (aussie.zone)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

Victoria is already in a state of disaster, and today looks like being a really bad day for fires in Sydney, so thought I would link a couple of key sites I use:

Stay safe!

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submitted 4 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Enjoy listening to some classic Aussie analysis of the Ashes series.

Warning/NSFW: The language may be inappropriate for some environments.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/rage@aussie.zone

Hope everyone stays safe and cool. Remember: have a plan, leave early if you can. Catastrophic is not a recommendation. GTFO.

Anyways, anytime I start talking weather with someone, I can't help but have certain songs run through my head. The Heatwave Mix is an open zone for song recommendations that have at least one line that talk about weather/temperature. Please post the line and a link to the song.

I'll kick off the hotness with a line that always gets stuck in my head : I walk about in the summertime saying "How about this heat!".

Now, once we hear that, the next recommended song says I should get my funk on and "Keep my cool!"

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submitted 4 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests. The English won the 4th Test to make the series 3-1, with just this last game remaining.

Australia hasnโ€™t been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons again. Usman Khawaja has announced his retirement, and this will be his last match in front of his home crowd.

England can find redemption with another win, and arguably claim they could have won the series. Will Bazball continue to live, after seeming dead after the Aussies went up 3-0?

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, even though we seem to normally get 2 day Test Matches in this series.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Australia have already won The Ashes series after winning the first 3 Tests.

The Boxing Day Melbourne Cricket Ground Test is an annual event where legendary heroes and villains are born.

Australia hasn't been able to field their top team all series, and are without captain Cummins and top spinner Lyons. Batting changes are also expected with the return of Steve Smith.

England may make desperate changes to try and win.

10am-12:30pm AEDT will be compulsory viewing for cricket nuts. Who wins the toss and whether the bowling team can break through in that first session may determine the result.

But a Test is 5 days, and so far England has shown to be incapable of winning a Test in 2 days, 4 days or 5 days.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone

All the best to you and yours.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone

More than a third of the nation's 11,000 citizens applied for the new climate visa โ€” a deal forged between the two countries to preserve Tuvaluan culture as the atolls disappear.

The intake is capped at 280 visas annually to prevent a brain drain from the tiny island nation.

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