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"We can do a whole lot more": New Zealand, Australia signal new trade announcement with Canada in c/australia@aussie.zone
Driver fined $1,000 for allegedly buttering bagel at the wheel in c/brisbane@aussie.zone
[–] 0 points 17 hours ago* (1 child)

Came here to post this.

For those who don't know, it's an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where they spend the whole episode trying to prove or disprove if Dennis was negligent driving to work eating a bowl of cereal.

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    • Australia’s top bureaucrats want to block sharing of clips from parliament on social media to save them from ‘ridicule’ in c/australia@aussie.zone
    Before global fame, Steve Irwin was a wildlife researcher with a tatty green backpack in c/australia@aussie.zone
    ‘The engine’s on fire’: Qantas flight from Queenstown to Sydney reroutes after flames seen by passengers in c/australia@aussie.zone
    Reckless quads on the streets of Birmingham, almost knocking someone down in c/videos@lemmy.world
    Billionaire Cheater Steve Ballmer: “At His Level of Wealth, Societal Ethics No Longer Register” in c/science@lemmy.world
    Onlookers fear ‘something very wrong’ with Trump as he claims US ownership of the moon - Raw Story in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
    [–] 8 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    "This stupid treaty was signed by Lyndon B Johnson. Some say the B stood for 'Big'. He had a Big Johnson (accordion hands). Not as big as my Johnson. Everyone knows I'm 'uge. Just ask Ivanka. Or Melania. Or Stormy. No don't ask Stormy, she's a nasty woman who tells the truth....No! She lies! Nasty, nasty woman!"

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    • She has a point in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
    [–] 3 points 3 days ago*

    What if the Top 1%'s solution to climate change is to just keep going until 90% (or more) of the poors die off?

    Then you can cut all your production and pollution by 90% (or more)

    It doesn't have to be all at once. Just let people gradually boil, freeze, drown, starve, die of thirst, whatever.

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    • The major parties collapsed. Why didn’t the Greens rise? in c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone
    [–] 15 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    An entirely unscientific and more like a vibe:

    • The only time they get mentioned in the media is when they are blocking legislation on principle because it doesn't go far enough. They are regarded as seagulls. Squawks around and randomly takes a shit on anyone or anything.
    • Voters don't understand what policies they actually are for/against. Go look at their website. Also, go look at One Nation's website and think about how each of those policies helps Gina and harms you.
    • Voters don't understand how to fill out their ballots so they can preference parties exactly how they want. They assume they have to vote either Labor or Liberal. And now they think One Nation is 'an alternative'
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    Danny Trejo Has the Most On-Screen Deaths of Any Actor in c/movies@lemmy.world
    Liberals promise new hybrid trains for Melbourne's west in c/melbourne@aussie.zone
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    Four Corners: Duped: Food Exposed (www.abc.net.au)
     

    Can Australians trust the labels on the food they buy?

    First of a two part investigation.

    I'm expecting major shenanigans to be uncovered.

    Airing tonight on our ABC at 8:30pm eastern, and will be available via iView after.

    Do yourself a favour, and catch Media Watch after it. You'll find out what media BS you've been caught out believing!

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    Is sydbot really a robot? (aussie.zone)
     

    idk, I kinda expected a bot to be machine like, regular, predictable and couldn't be stopped and would go on forever.

    You know, like the Terminator.

    But sydbot hasn't posted anything for 2 months.

    Not sure it matters, but I'd like to know that sydbot is safe and happy.

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    Poor bloke! (thelemmy.club)
    submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by to c/sydney@aussie.zone
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    It's absolutely pissing down here right now, and I noticed this little fella sitting on a ledge outside a window trying to get out of the rain.

    I've never seen any bird try and shelter there before, but am doing my best to not disturb him.

    Hope the eaves and ledge give him some protection and he can stay safe.

    Update: The rain has stopped, and my little friendly shadow has gone. All the birds are going mental! The cockies sound furious!

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    Key Fire sites (aussie.zone)
     

    Victoria is already in a state of disaster, and today looks like being a really bad day for fires in Sydney, so thought I would link a couple of key sites I use:

    Stay safe!

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