[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Have they altered shapes since they were first named?

I know precession has a 26000 year cycle, but no idea if the stars that make up those signs are moving relative to one another.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 32 points 1 day ago

Dumbasses would boast about how low their rating was, to match their fuel economy and penis size.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

They used to say "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

Now they just skip straight to "You animals should be happy with a dog kennel"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

And the Devil was an angel that went woke!

I hate that guy!

[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Then I gave her Runway 69. Flaps up!"

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

You see, Pauline is not totally against immigration!

It's about allowing in the right type of immigrant.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A late upvote, but my brain just read:

"there used to be a separate app for floods; now it’s all armageddoned into the one Hazards app"

🤣

[-] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Theoretically a higher interest rate makes the Aussie dollar higher, as it attracts money from overseas.

And a higher AUD decreases or suppresses our exports, as they become more expensive overseas. Conversely, imports become cheaper, and should increase.

But theory, oil inflation shocks,and a maniac slapping random tariffs on countries in the biggest economy in the world, doesn't always follow the script.

[-] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Jeremy Clarkson will have to rewrite the new season of Clarkson's Farm...

[-] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 6 days ago

"1984 was an instruction manual. But it was written a long time ago, and I'm sure we can imptove on it."

[-] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 6 days ago

Tbere's a ton of those.Look for VR or XR glasses

Eg, Viture

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submitted 2 weeks ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone

That really helps the for and against

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/onthetelly@aussie.zone

Can Australians trust the labels on the food they buy?

First of a two part investigation.

I'm expecting major shenanigans to be uncovered.

Airing tonight on our ABC at 8:30pm eastern, and will be available via iView after.

Do yourself a favour, and catch Media Watch after it. You'll find out what media BS you've been caught out believing!

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submitted 1 month ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone

Do it!

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone

Carn the cockroaches!

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Budget opinion poll (aussie.zone)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone

Upvote

  1. Yay, 2. OK, 3. Meh... or 4. Boooo!

Dammit, I can't vote!

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Tatum is back! (aussie.zone)
submitted 5 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/celtics@lemmy.ml

Now, let's see how far we can go!

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submitted 5 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone
  • Full names
  • Addresses
  • Post codes
  • Dates of birth
  • National IDs
  • Phone numbers *Genders
  • Email addresses
  • Telco metadata
  • Breach status and social profile annotations

Good luck everyone.

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submitted 6 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

idk, I kinda expected a bot to be machine like, regular, predictable and couldn't be stopped and would go on forever.

You know, like the Terminator.

But sydbot hasn't posted anything for 2 months.

Not sure it matters, but I'd like to know that sydbot is safe and happy.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/rage@aussie.zone
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Poor bloke! (thelemmy.club)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

It's absolutely pissing down here right now, and I noticed this little fella sitting on a ledge outside a window trying to get out of the rain.

I've never seen any bird try and shelter there before, but am doing my best to not disturb him.

Hope the eaves and ledge give him some protection and he can stay safe.

Update: The rain has stopped, and my little friendly shadow has gone. All the birds are going mental! The cockies sound furious!

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Key Fire sites (aussie.zone)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone

Victoria is already in a state of disaster, and today looks like being a really bad day for fires in Sydney, so thought I would link a couple of key sites I use:

Stay safe!

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submitted 7 months ago by No1@aussie.zone to c/cricket@aussie.zone

Enjoy listening to some classic Aussie analysis of the Ashes series.

Warning/NSFW: The language may be inappropriate for some environments.

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