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[–] 55 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure they said, "Hey, what's that?" and then they got clapped

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    why isn't Iran allowed to have sovereignty

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago
    • entitled wall street fund managers misses out on their potential oil profits

    • Because they are the only major resistance to the terrorists supported by Saudia Arabia, UK, US, Zionazis, and Pissreal to enact the Greater Piss and Shit plan to take over the region.

    • The superme crime of a nation whose resources goes to the people to enhance their quality of life is unacceptable to wall street. Their worst nightmare is Americans waking up, seeing better things are possible, and asking "if they can do it when they are much lesser than us, then why can't we do that and better?"

    Be afraid of cummunism. specter-global

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  • [–] 44 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I heard one of the soldiers said "death to amerikkka communism will win I have found the light of allah" right before they died

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  • [–] 40 points 3 months ago

    I’m sure that 19 year old from Texas said this all the time. Very believable.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (44 children)

    If they didn't agree with that then they wouldn't have signed up to be troops in the big 2026.

    Let's steer clear of the Clean DoW Theory.

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago

    stop discussing wether the troops are good or not. just yield to the positively satirical image of dying soldiers saying, in unison, that 'we must save the world from iranian nukes'

    if kelly made that comic we'd all call him a hack

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    [–] 37 points 3 months ago*

    They died for epstein and zionist-despair

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  • [+] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago

    I really do not understand the mindset of these ghouls. It is so utterly alien to me how they behave, probably why it's easier to describe them as ghouls rather than people, since they behave more like a monster wearing human skin as a disguise.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago*

    They also all said they wanted their spouses to move on and be happy with me in particular

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago

    Republicans favourite people are unborn babies and dead soldiers for this exact reason

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago

    All of them said very strongly: "oof ouch i got got owie my body"

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The entire point of my newest novel, the first one with a moral to it, is that you can't just do that.

    And he just does that

    What fuck

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Im sure sub 50 asvab 19 year old really knew anything about iran at all

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    i mean this one is very likely

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago

    im laughing like a crazy person

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago*

    "... just one is not enough"

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    All of them said: "forgive me for my sins Allah"

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