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[-] Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago

All of them said: "forgive me for my sins Allah"

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 19 points 14 hours ago

Republicans favourite people are unborn babies and dead soldiers for this exact reason

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 13 hours ago

i mean this one is very likely

[-] Futterbinger@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago

It's more likely they said "pee pee poo poo".

[-] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

"chomp slurp snort huff sniff mmm chomp damn these crayons dont taste the same since they removed the lead. fucking wokes!"

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 17 hours ago

All of them said very strongly: "oof ouch i got got owie my body"

[-] red_giant@hexbear.net 27 points 18 hours ago

US senators are already using “don’t let them die in vain” as an argument for funneling more billions to Raytheon shareholders

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago

I really do not understand the mindset of these ghouls. It is so utterly alien to me how they behave, probably why it's easier to describe them as ghouls rather than people, since they behave more like a monster wearing human skin as a disguise.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 38 points 19 hours ago

I heard one of the soldiers said "death to amerikkka communism will win I have found the light of allah" right before they died

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 8 points 15 hours ago

I heard them all say that, and frankly my credibility is much greater than Trump's.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 25 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

They also all said they wanted their spouses to move on and be happy with me in particular

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 35 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

They died for epstein and zionist-despair

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 50 points 22 hours ago

I'm pretty sure they said, "Hey, what's that?" and then they got clapped

[-] miz@hexbear.net 43 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

why isn't Iran allowed to have sovereignty

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 9 points 15 hours ago

"Does Iran have a right to exist?"

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 23 points 20 hours ago
  • entitled wall street fund managers misses out on their potential oil profits

  • Because they are the only major resistance to the terrorists supported by Saudia Arabia, UK, US, Zionazis, and Pissreal to enact the Greater Piss and Shit plan to take over the region.

  • The superme crime of a nation whose resources goes to the people to enhance their quality of life is unacceptable to wall street. Their worst nightmare is Americans waking up, seeing better things are possible, and asking "if they can do it when they are much lesser than us, then why can't we do that and better?"

Be afraid of cummunism. specter-global

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 36 points 21 hours ago

If they didn't agree with that then they wouldn't have signed up to be troops in the big 2026.

Let's steer clear of the Clean DoW Theory.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 6 hours ago

What is the theory about?

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 31 points 20 hours ago

stop discussing wether the troops are good or not. just yield to the positively satirical image of dying soldiers saying, in unison, that 'we must save the world from iranian nukes'

if kelly made that comic we'd all call him a hack

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago

The entire point of my newest novel, the first one with a moral to it, is that you can't just do that.

And he just does that

What fuck

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago
[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 19 points 19 hours ago

I'm starting to think this whole "America" business is bad news. But it's like, what if it's not just Mango Mussolini? He didn't just fall out of a coconut tree, right? What's all this about?

[-] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago

He fell out of a mango tree.

[-] hotspur@hexbear.net 39 points 22 hours ago

I’m sure that 19 year old from Texas said this all the time. Very believable.

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