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If beef steaks grew from trees would you eat it?
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They do theyre called mushrooms
It's a fungi world; we just live on it.
Ok that's almost worse than normal meat
The vegetable lamb was believed to have blood, bones, and flesh like that of a normal lamb. It was connected to the earth by a stem, similar to an umbilical cord, that propped the lamb up above ground. The cord could flex downward, allowing the lamb to feed on the grass and plants surrounding it. Once the plants within reach were eaten, the lamb died.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefsteak_tomato they already do. And yes, I do eat them.
love those
Idk but stakes grow on trees already
I'd avoid any produce coming from the usa right now tbh
what if there was a tree whose fruit was a calf, gross
steak tree???
i mean. sure ig i'd eat steak from a tree if it grew there and wasnt hucked there lol
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