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I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
The Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the only human actor and everyone else are Muppets.
The inspiration for the chart was actually another thread about exactly this. Here's the roster I suggested:
Another commenter noted that Janice would be too good as Galadriel to cast her as Legolas. Which is a very valid point.
Swedish Chef as Tom Bombadil is perfect!
I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.
The blood rave scene with Muppets lmao
Red fluff everywhere
Even
Some muppets always trying to ice-skate uphill. Or well, ice-skate in general.
Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end
Is he a beast or a muppet?
It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy
No it's Hugh Jackman
That reminds me of the old Twilight Zone episode with the woman getting facial surgery. "The eye of the beholder" or something along those lines
They should do a remake of Groundhog Day. Make a bunch of fancy trailers with over the top cinematic effects. Whole 9.
Then play the original Groundhog Day, completely unedited.
Muppet. Fury. Road.
Fuzzy Road
All I want is Muppet Princess Bride, but no one will make it
This actually sounds genius. Be the change you want to see in the world!
Muppet Interstellar.
"It's not possible... "
No, it's necessary.
I liked the remake of midway but much else. If it’s not featuring muppets and newer then 50 years old, probably doesn’t need a remake
Muppets Hamilton
Muppet Apocalypse Now.
Muppet Gangs of New York.
Muppet Fight Club.
There Will Be (Muppet) Blood.
Muppet American History X.
Muppet Eyes Wide Shut.
As soon as The Muppets and Lucasfilm were both owned by Disney, my friends and I spent a lot of time taking about how a Muppet Star Wars just makes sense.
Now, it's a bit of a crowded space, with Blue Harvest and Space Balls already doing a lot of parody work in this area, but I think there's still room. The only problem is that I think the normal formula would have Luke be played by a human and everyone else be Muppets, but Kermit feels like he'd be a great Luke. So you'd need one of the other key roles to be human to balance it out.
I think we'd need a human Yoda too. Just an any guy.
Danny DeVito would make a good yoda.
Well they keep making Godzilla movies. I think I could watch a Muppet Godzilla movie.
The Matrix. John Wick. Dune. Get the original directors on board for the remakes. The possibilities are endless.
Miss Piggy has the range to star in all 3. And with Keanu's blessing, I bet.
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
Plugging "The Muppets Christmas Carol" as the most accurate version of the book. Hands-down, the Muppets actually make some quality content.
I thought the most accurate version was the Patrick Stewart one
Tap for casting spolier
It even has McNutty in it from The Wire!
But what about all the gender or race swap possibilities?
Muppet Requiem for a Dream.
Gonzo going ass to ass might be too much
For a moment I thought this was a gaming community for some unholy reason, and I immediately imagined a Skyrim remake with Muppets
What is better - to be born not wanting cookie, or to overcome your cookie eating nature through great effort?
What's wrong with Muppet remakes of Muppet movies? What if the Muppets puppeteered their own little Muppets? Muppetroyshka.
Muppet Training Day with Kermit and Fozzie
Makes me glad they wrapped up Farscape even if it was rushed and they screwed up Pilot's voice.
This needs to be widely distributed in Hollywood immediately.
Muppet Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
Another option is throw a director/team that is as close to opposite as possible for the remake, lion king? why not see what tarantino would do
No Country for Old Muppets
I'll take one Muppet Amadeus, one Muppet Lawrence of Arabia, and one Muppet Yojimbo please.
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