Based “He’s red for an amazing reason” hentschel reference

Alex Karp realized only hell was real, leading him to realize that he must be as evil and cruel as possible in this life to secure a seat at Satan’s dining table.

Someone: “You’re welcome”

Me:

I love Reuben’s but damn, that’s too much meat

Fuck narcs

I distinctly hate how I sound to others, it’s why I would be able to instantly recognize my voice

Reminds me of the Black Mirror episode where people get an implant to live and it ends up mining bitcoin in their head lmao.

inb4 gop uses this calculation to set the minimum wage to like $10

The false flag theory intrigues but also annoys the shit out of me.

,, How can we make the world worse, as a joke? Guys that would be so funny. “

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