1 bottle of white ~ 600 calories

3 hard boiled eggs - 225 calories

5 oz steak ~ 325 calories

For a total of 1150 calories. You'll need to be pretty active for a 5 lbs loss but you'd definitely lose some weight on this diet. Now I do not envy the heinous shits a diet of pure protein, coffee, and white wine will give you

They left out the cigarettes.

Some stinky ass farts coming from an all egg and beef diet.

I think you'd be better off just not eating for three days, only drinking water.

I'm all for morning drinking, but pairing a dry white with boiled eggs just doesn't seem like a good match

What's the difference between a boiled egg and a poached egg? Theyre both just the egg cooked in water one with shell and one without

I'd prefer Sauvignon Blanc but sacrifices have to be made.

Seems perfectly reasonable to me

You can substitute beer for the wine. Remember Kiddies, there is a pork chop's worth of calories in every bottle! This is why diabetics prefer beer of a real chop! ./////JKing!

This is NOT accurate dietary and medical advice!

White wine with steak? Blasphemy!

Shit your guts out, the diet.

poached if necessary

There are articles online about people trying this diet. At least one girl said it worked, but obviously the amount you lose would depend on Your starting weight and You would lose mostly water.

So get drunk and get skinny?

I don't think its working, I'm still fat.

P.S.

Its just a joke folks, you can chill

Wide awake and tipsy all night long!