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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago

Some stinky ass farts coming from an all egg and beef diet.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago

Don't worry. You and everyone you know is chain-smoking cigarettes all the time. Nobody will notice.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

The good ol days

[-] kablez@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Cigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can't even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I think we cracked the code. This "diet" is just bulimia with extra steps.

[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Yup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.

[-] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago

It was in fashion at the time. The all important question of "Do you fart with that ass?" was finally silenced for one glorious year.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 5 days ago

Silenced, but still deadly.

Not a single vegetable or fruit either (because of course I'm not counting the wine or lemon juice.) At least throw in some celery for fiber.

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