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[-] robear@lemmy.zip 87 points 5 days ago

He started writing a joke manifesto and got more serious the further he went.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago

Punishing public speakerphone users and getting trains that work? He’d win in Germany.

[-] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago

I‘d vote for him!

[-] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

Though Germans do have some questionable taste in their candidates.

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[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 65 points 5 days ago

Build at least one affordable house.

See this is why his crazy campaign will never work.

[-] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 14 points 4 days ago

No no, he said at least, so you never know, he might even build two! It’s all the fun of gambling!

[-] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

I don't know that might be too many.

[-] Naich@piefed.world 21 points 4 days ago

Surely better to make it so that each time you are caught breaking the highway code, the number of wheels you are allowed to have reduces by 1.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Once you're down to 1, just reduce the allowed size of the wheel. If you're capable of breaking the highway code significantly on a 1" diameter unicycle, I'd be more impressed than annoyed.

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

The demand for pogo sticks is going to skyrocket

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

That or we'll discover a new type of anti-wheel

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 2 points 4 days ago

Reliant Robin about to have a major comeback.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

What about that hand dryer? Did he drop his most important point? Bloody sell-out!

[-] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 28 points 4 days ago

He actually signed a treaty with the pub agreeing to move it if he gets elected. 

Not in office yet, and he's already done more than Farage.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nbartLXCYZo

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Count Binface for PM!

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 4 days ago

Ellie seems confused.

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

The pub lobby got to him. Sad to see, really.

What a waste.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 25 points 5 days ago

Also, Adele isn't a signer, as far as I know.

[-] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

She fucken will be under the rule of Count Binface

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago
[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

I'm pretty sure he meant seiner.

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[-] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 5 days ago

More reasonable and less damaging than Farage's politics of abject hate and corruption.

[-] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 14 points 4 days ago

"Cut your taxes, raise everyone else's"

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago

I present to you, the 2026 Count Binface Manifesto as presented in Ceefax style teletext:

https://youtu.be/19SUSpuuFKs?is=zH01UQ4ftZGFurZF

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago

Word of warning: including the parameter at the end (?is=...) identifies your YouTube account and pops up a "Shared by 4am" thing when opened in YouTube. You might not care, just letting you know.

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago

The popup is not the only effect, if you open it while logged into your account they are able to update your social graph

[-] black0ut@pawb.social 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Idk why it's so small, but I can't find a bigger version. If you click on it, it should expand

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

Nice example link.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Wtf google.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

He should do a feat with ceephax acid crew. I'm sure his fans would come in droves, and we're like, hundreds.

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

Lmao I read "the binance manifesto" and read along and was like "that sounds a lot like count binface... Oh wait"

[-] nanometer1625 6 points 4 days ago

TIL Adele knows sign language

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Well, yeah. I mean, how else is she going to sell albums to deaf people?

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

Queens of the Stone Age cracked that code 20 years ago

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

I'd be sold by the last three.

[-] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Can military conscription apply to apps that force you to use speakerphone, not the people forced to use speakerphone?

[-] waldfee@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

There are apps that force you to use speakerphone? O.O

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[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

I don't know what Ceefax is, but the rest sounds good.

[-] wanderinglurk@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

It was like browsing a plain text internet through a television. Data was quite literally received through the same antenna as the TV programmes.

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Not just through the antenna, it was literally a part of the video signal. Was in the 13 (I think) lines after the sync but before any image. If you have a VHS recorded from British Tele, you can actually use that to view it (depending on the quality of the tape.)

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago

Ahh, right those things. annoying they had a different name in every country.

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[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 5 days ago

Okay, pretty based for the most part.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago
[-] cynar@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Points are living breathing creatures deserving of respect and proper care. If you want to see animals abused, it's a Farage vote for you.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

It's a reference to Vermin Supreme who made a satirical bid for US president in multiple elections.

One of his main promises was to give every american a pony, and when asked about it he said something to the effect of "It won't require that many ponies, because I'll just kill most americans first"

I agree though that he's closer to a Farage, especially since he called himself a self-proclaimed fascist. His satire was in being such a bad candidate that it highlighted the general buffoonery of US elections.

So yeah, Binface is different because while he's still satirical, his satire is more in line with things people would generally want but taking them to an absurd degree. So I guess Vermin Supreme wasn't really that comparable...

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

My reply was meant as a semi satirical one. Rereading it, it might have been harsher than intended. 👍

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Nah, I didn't take it personally. Times are tense and I wouldn't hesitate to be harsh with someone I thought was a supporter of Farage or any other fascist politician or party

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

He was referencing the platform of Vermin Supreme, who's a similar figure in the US.

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