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What's the best AMAB/male version of "Pussy Galore"?
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Donald-Key; Richard Donald-Key.
Think about it. 
Phillip McCracken-Whitcomb
Better one:
Richard Allcock.
Paul Cockshott
Hog wild 
Cram Johnson
I like this one
Hugh Johnson
Karl Hungus?
Dick Gayson.
Plenty O'Toole 
Bountiful peen?
DICKS EVERYWHERE
Dix Everwear
Dicks Everware
Rod Long
I give this a lot of points for being a plausible real life name
Shaft
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Oh my fucking god i forgot shaft existed
My name is Richard, Richard Down, but you can call me Dick.
Max Johnson
Shanita Koch
Richard Manly
Worth noting manly is a real last name. I met one in the wild for real.
I worked in tech support and people called in who had real names that were wild. The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.
The one that I remember the most is Crystal Pfister.
It's a hell of a name.
My partner said my version (cock abounds) was their favorite until i mentioned yours
I think yours works better in a drag context than mine. It has panache
Ben Dover, Phil McCracken, Mike Hawk, Hugh Jass, Jack Mehoff, Seymore Cox
Rod Long, Peter Plenty, Harry Johnson, Dick Stroker, Willie Hardigan
Phil McCracken
This but Phillip McCucci...
like 20 years ago I lived in Vero Beach for a short time and this dude ran for city hall or something. I worked for a local newspaper and we had a bunch of his campaign swag and people fought over it. I wanted a hat so bad.
Dick O'Plenty
Miles Phallus, the fourth. Written last name first as Phallus 4, Miles.
neopussy galore
Bussy Galore
SAUSAGE PARTAAAAY! \o/
Hugh G. Rection
Sausage party?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Gotta Lottadong
Richards Aplenty
Yeah... Shut it down, this is the one.
This is my fav so far even though i love my own ideas so
Edit my partner wants it to be dicks a plenty and no matter how much i say THAT'S THE JOKE im the asshole so i'm sorry i withdraw my support
I understand
I should have went the distance and went with Dix
That's what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny
That's what I get for being clever, the eunuch version of funny
Hey, if you can't be a comedian, at least you can be a "humorist" and be like a guest on NPR or write for the New Yorker or something.
No no no no shhhhhh you did the best so far, shhhh
Slim Dickens
Johnson Bounteous
I LIKE IT. maybe clean it up, like Johnson Abounds? Idk
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