Uri Geller claims credit for England World Cup success after using 'alien crystal skull' (www.msn.com)

submitted 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Suuuuuuuure, buddy.

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[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 59 minutes ago

Hold on, 'alien crystal skull' is my porn name.

[-] DigDoug@lemmy.world 21 points 2 hours ago

"Charlatan tries desperately to cling to relevance" is a more apt headline.

Has anybody blown James Randi's ashes into his eyes yet?

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 2 hours ago

Any time Uri Geller is near a spoon, sprinkle some of James Randi's ashes around it. Like kryptonite.

[-] Deebster@infosec.pub 3 points 1 hour ago

Imagine if he actually believes it. He could just be delusional.

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Image of Kadabra the Pokemon

[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

You expect me to believe the aliens on P7X-377 care at all about the World Cup?

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