Uri Geller claims credit for England World Cup success after using 'alien crystal skull' (www.msn.com)

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Suuuuuuuure, buddy.

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[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

You expect me to believe the aliens on P7X-377 care at all about the World Cup?

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Not to be that guy, but calling that planet system by the P word is seen as derogatory in this day and age. Please refer to it by the name □□□□-□'□□. You may not be able to pronounce it correctly if you only have two orifices in your face that can emit sounds, but the locals will appreciate the effort.

[-] baronvonj@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago

well, the enemy of my enemy, right?

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