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[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 points 47 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

The Americans should build their houses like this column, instead out of paper mache.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

shit. hit the pole at 50?

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago

Support column built by the same company that makes telephone poles for GTA

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I hadn't played since it came out really and played some for the first time again last month. My dedecution has been if it's metal, you can plow through it, if it's wood it'll plow through you.

And then all the sudden a few objects will defy these assumptions and you wind up driving through a fence and find a metal rod turning you into a pretzel.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Why would he do that?

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago

The old shithead, leaning on the rear tire, is lucky his fuck-up did not start a fire. Revoke his driver's license permanently.

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[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 90 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

That was a BMW M440i (i recognize the wheels, color and slope of the back). It has a 386hp/398lb-ft turbocharged inline 6 with a mild hybrid system. BMW says it can do 0-60 in 4.3s, but independent tests have shown it can do 3.9-4.1s

Most likely this idiot used launch control in the parking structure wanting to show off and lost control, eating the pillar

[-] FLP22012005@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

It can do 60-0 even faster.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, I saw some assuming he was drunk but it is just as likely that this guy made a split second decision and jumped on it thinking what could go wrong I've done it before and poof.

People don't like to view vehicles as murder machines but they very much are. If raising the front end 40% increases the chance of death by 40% to pedestrians and the only benefis were "I like the way it looks" or in this case the car being designed to accelerate at speeds that arent comfortable or safe because "I think it can be fun sometimes" at the detriment of others is just poorly planned.

Sure the guy is at fault, but so is the company that manufactured it, and the government bodies that allowed it on public roads.

If someone wants to have a hobby playing with and racing cars, that's fine; but they don't belong in public areas.

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 28 points 6 hours ago
[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago

Today, that guy learned as well.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

What the hell, that's STOCK for a BMW M series?

That makes skateboards sound safe.

[-] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 44 points 7 hours ago

I love it when people know things

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

Must be why you left reddit. 😏

[-] themaninblack@lemmy.world 48 points 9 hours ago
[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

That's what she said

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[-] khannie@lemmy.world 68 points 9 hours ago

Absolutely amazing how intact the cabin is. Modern car safety is phenomenal.

[-] restingOface@quokk.au 13 points 3 hours ago

Back in my day, cars killed their inattentive drunk drivers. Now, they just kill innocent children.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

the reason i'm a proponent of the adaptive cruise control systems is that i was very, very nearly in a 30 car pileup on the Grapevine (if you don't know the stretch of road, I-5 north of LA, south of bakersfield. very mountainy and curvy, there's always a fire or an accident when i drive by four times a year). It was foggy and the ACC saw the car ahead of me before I did, let us stop before hitting it and making it a 32 car pileup.

When I was growing up (80s and 90s) that size accident would have multiple fatalities. Only one person had to go to the hospital, and she was pregnant. They wanted to check on the baby. Everyone else just had light bruising/abrasions.

Modern cars seem like a miracle compared to what i started driving.

[-] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

The future is now

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago

I think that's the driver at the beginning, sadly sitting against his wreck, but otherwise fine.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 5 hours ago

I love how the guy taking the video is delaying his reaction until the incident is fully documented.

[-] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 hours ago

Has some light cosmetic work but low miles and drives great!

No lowball offers!! I know what I got!

[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 18 points 8 hours ago

Did he hit the accelerator rather than the brake?

also crazy that he got going fast enough in a garage to do that much damage.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 hours ago

No, it appears he hit the break instead of the brake.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 14 points 7 hours ago

How is my question. Also it looks like a modern art piece.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

This guy must have posted just after you. His explanation seems likely.

https://lemmy.zip/comment/27451186

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

Why is my question.

Why can't we see the flux capacitor?

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Because it's in the back behind the driver's seat, silly.

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