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narcania of time
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Breath of the Wild would've gone a lot differently if they had this trick.
Meth would explain the insane amount of energy Link had.
I guess the is secret to the Courage Triforce part. Methheads are fearless.
At risk of taking the joke too seriously, Narcan doesn’t work on meth, only opioids. So in this universe Link would be very low energy.
As the person you are replying to, I appreciate this information.
even tho it's a shitpost community I think proper education around narcan is very valid and should be said. it's one of the few things bystanders can really help with, especially if you live in a city. I carry narcan with me all the time just in case.
Be ready though, because most everyone who gets narcan’d comes up fucking pissed about it because it puts you straight into withdrawals.
haha yeah absolutely. that and the fact that those drugs in quantities enough to OD usually aren't crazy cheap and they feel it's been "wasted". still worth it 100%!
and constipated
Damn! Link hit the pixie dust too hard.
This is the funniest shit i've seen this morning.
And that's why they call it the blues...
"Hey! Listen! He’s not moving anymore…." -Navi
This is some really good photomanip work. They even got the raster lines on the narcan correct.
I don't think this is a shop I'm pretty sure this was in the original game
Ah. I only played OoT, never Majora's Fentanyl.
Made on PC, but displayed on CRT?
Its likely chatgpt image 2
Clearly edited! We all know she used smelling salts on him.
Or bath salts. And in reality, Hyrule is normal and peaceful. At least until Link, tripping balls, thinks 100 years have passed while he napped and the world has gone to hell.
His quests to collect shit all over the world were given in hopes that he would come down by the time he returns, but Zelda gets some really good shit (she doesn't have a hook up, she's the ruler of Hyrule and has a fully staffed lab) and likes getting Link high on various substances, sending him out on "quests" then does meth and follows him around disguised as a ninja until she crashes.
Then she usually needs him to deal with the head chemist, Al, who likes to invent even stronger shit and tries to take over the kingdom as his alter ego, Ganondorf (or sometimes just Ganon when he's too fucked up to add the "dorf") while Zelda's out on her Shiek binge. The castle guards are too wasted to know what's going on and prefer to patrol the garden (so they can just puke in the bushes when they need to).
I knew the perc was fake but I still ate it because I'm a gremlin
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2026
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