"Pobrecita chancleta" translates into "poor little weapon that smites gods" if we are being honest.
Exhibit A
You don't survive for millions of years if you can't figure out when to nope right out.
Is this Sandal’s Lemmy account?
A man of knowledge, I see.
Knowledge of the wrath of a mother, that is.
My cat was once grabbed in a towel and taken to the vet, it was the worst thing ever and now towels are basically torture devices.
One of my cats hates the vet because twice at the vets the vet went and stuck a finger up her arse, and you know, I think that's fair enough.
Oh we found this little guy and my kids took him to the vet (I was at work) and they asked whether it was a boy or girl, both the vet techs were repeating urgently "too soon to tell!" While the vet was, as the kids put it, violently molesting him until he yelled "Ah! PEENEES! EES a boy!".
Imagine getting paid to finger blast cats for a living.
(I'm laughing at the two ways this could be read)
I sure wish I had a career fingerbanging pussy.
we had a vet that kept trying to bunghole our cat, then we moved vets and the new one hasn't bungholed her at all.
I mean both vets suggested it for a reason, and I agreed - but notably the cat did not agree to it either time.
I had five cats (down to one old girl now, sweet thing), and none of them ever got "bungholed," other than to take their temperature. They certainly didn't appreciate that, but at least it wasn't a finger.
That vet might be a weirdo.
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